The logical conclusion is a government death ray (Australia)

[Nevilledog]

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@Doctor__Anita
I just did a deep dive into a conspiracy theory page for not much of a reason.
After the riots, many attendees are reporting symptoms of a strange new illness that they believe to be radiation poisoning from government laser weapons.

... COVID. They have COVID.

Fevers, sore throat, headache, diarrhoea, cough

The logical conclusion is a government death ray

Not the respiratory virus.

I try so so hard to answer genuine concerns with calm reasoning but you can’t reason through this. THEY THINK THERE ARE LASER RAYS. THIS GOVERNMENT CANT EVEN DO NBN.
5:30 AM · Feb 17, 2022

[rurallib]

1. do I laugh or do I cry?

sure feels like the human race is doomed

[nebby70]

6. just sigh --

... unfortunately, they just missed the full moon which is the time to bury a sprouted potato under the oak tree...
... isn't that the preferred treatment for this malady?...
... at least it's a newfangled 'demon' like a laser and not some 11th Century demon....
... I'd say they were 2 nanoseconds from hunting for witches; but some are already doing that I hear ....
... I'm getting pretty sure there's no way to help these people join at least the 20th century ...
... I'm okay with them living under their rocks; but should we give them a megaphone ???

PS some of that was just in case.......

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. What in the world is NBN?

A google gives me "National Broadcast Network" in Australia.

[Nevilledog]

3. Has to do with internet access, I believe.

https://www.nbnco.com.au

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Here you go. ..

At nbn, our goal is simple - deliver Australia's first national wholesale-only, open access broadband network to all Australians.

https://www.nbnco.com.au/corporate-information/about-nbn-co/freedom-of-information/information-publication-scheme

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[Chainfire]

5. They should have been damn happy

the the government only set the phasers to stun. I am waiting for the deployment of Neuronic Whip; that'll show 'em.