Candace Owens Is Mad Girls Aren't Being Taught to Make Their Future Husbands Sandwiches

[Nevilledog]

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The old “Hercules” actor wore a suit of his own tweets, MyPillow election truther Mike Lindell had a microphone misadventure.
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This year’s CPAC-AFPAC double feature was a multi-day spectacle that a single 2,000 word article could never describe in adequate detail. Over the course of three days, I witnessed enough absolutely bonkers shit to have leveled critical psychic damage on the most equanimous of monks. No amount of mindfulness meditation, Stella tall boys, or the finest CBD I could buy in the Free State of Florida was able to inure me to the effects of seeing Kevin Sorbo wearing a suit lined with his own Tweets. I was in the lion’s den, and I wasn’t scared so much as perpetually baffled to the point of exhaustion.

A lot of stuff didn’t make the initial cut, which was a hell of a shot to take. So in the effort of cleansing my palate, here’s a chaser: the top 14 bloopers from CPAC-AFPAC 2022.

1. The McCloskey couple from the Missouri protest where they pointed guns outside of their house at BLM protesters were handing out photos of the incident as a sort of advertisement for the husband’s state senate campaign. I believe it’s because no one would have recognized them otherwise.

2. After the first day’s events, Mike Lindell spoke on a small stage in the vendor area and rambled into the microphone so loudly that the sound system was peaking and I couldn’t hardly make out a single word he said. Meanwhile, hundreds of people packed into lines to fill their plates from the open buffet.

3.3 Disgraced former professor and election fraud huckster David Clements, who spoke at the conference, was confronted by a Q-Anon friendly congressional candidate Josh Barnett. I filmed a portion of the confrontation, during which the latter accused the former of “not knowing the definition of common lawyer” despite being a lawyer. A third guy, who I was unable to identify, accused Clements of being a member of “antifa” — as if that were the worst possible insult. Meanwhile, actual white nationalists prowled the halls. I never found out what the argument was about. Some things are better left mysteries.

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[Skittles]

1. they can make their own fucking sandwiches, Candace

women have more important things to do - well, MOST OF US

[Mad_Machine76]

3. Sounds like something

Eric Cartman (South Park) would say

[Generic Brad]

8. If it's so important to her, she should start a YouTube sandwich making channel

Unless she doesn't know how to make a sandwich.....

[MaryMagdaline]

13. Why isn't she home making sandwiches for hubby?

[crickets]

17. 👆 This right here.

Also, who told Kevin Sorbo it was a good idea to line a suit with his own tweets? Who told him that a suit in that shade of blue was allowed outside of a high school prom? *shudder*

[nycbos]

2. Why are we giving a clown like that...

... the dignity of our attention?

[Nevilledog]

4. It's a headline

Article is about the whackjobs at CPAC....Candace being one of them

[Turbineguy]

5. That's just what you need after

getting a barefoot woman pregnant.

A sandwich.

After all, she's in the kitchen.

[jalan48]

6. LOL-all the guys I know can make their own sandwiches. Big, sow division fail.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. I taught my sons to make their own damn sandwich.

I also taught my daughter she didn't have to make a damn sandwich for a man unless she wanted to.

It seems to be working for all of them.

[Deuxcents]

11. 🤗

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. Well then get on it girl

Maybe she can start and website or Youtube channel called "Cooking with Candace".

[electric_blue68]

10. I remember when Air America Radio used to have a table at CPAC so they could report on it

[niyad]

12. Delivery. Take-out. Prepared deli section. Hire a cook. Become acquainted

with the frozen sandwich section in the market, and with your kitchen, and the contents of your refrigerator and cabinets. Step out of the f'n wayback machine, and into the third decade of thr friggen 21st century. Grow up.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

14. Then, Candace, shut up and lead by example...

Shut the fuck up, get off the air, and go make your husband sandwiches. That way, he's well-fed, you're making his sandwiches, and we're free to having to hear your bullshit.

[vercetti2021]

15. Those fat fingered morons can heat up hot pockets

Not like those losers can hook any female that respects themselves

[3catwoman3]

16. Any "future husband" who cannot make his own damn sandwich is...

...welcome to remain single.

[EleanorR]

18. Reminds me of the wonderful Jane Hameister

[betsuni]

19. What an old-fashioned thing to say. My nutty right-wing mother used to say the same after

listening to Rush Limbaugh or some other jackass on the radio, that feminism destroyed America.