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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Russian convoy in Ukraine- Ok DU let's hear your mischievous side
A pair of channel locks ripping out the stems deflating tires 😁
lapfog_1
(29,166 posts)all launched simultaneously.
backed up by 3000 more from the opposite side to the convoy, in case any vehicle escapes the first missiles.
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Control-Z
(15,681 posts)except the part about shooting from the opposite side. A second launch from the same side of the convoy might be safer?
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)C_U_L8R
(44,893 posts)Burning 'go fuck yourself' from the convoy to the kremlin.
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SergeStorms
(18,893 posts)Set up a toll booth at the border, then the Russian equivalent of Slim Pickens will have to send someone "to get a shitload of dimes".
Give me a break. I just woke up from a nap.
AZ8theist
(5,339 posts)SergeStorms
(18,893 posts)And make them be dimes! None of this rubles shit! Good old U.S. of A. dimes. Since they can't get foreign currency, they're screwed!
crickets
(25,896 posts)applegrove
(118,020 posts)of refusing a jab most people took to cross borders, pile up trucks and set the air brakes. Dump trucks full of sand would do the job.
Eko
(7,170 posts)Javaman
(62,439 posts)Eko
(7,170 posts)Or both.
relayerbob
(6,508 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,677 posts)Issue McDonalds gift cards for meals.
AZ8theist
(5,339 posts)The convoy would be toast in less than 3 minutes.
(OK, yeah, I know...US B52's are not possible. I thought this was a fantasy exercise....)
underpants
(182,274 posts)💥
Eko
(7,170 posts)And then mine the sides and other places where they would try to go around.
AntiFascist
(12,792 posts)then they're all trapped?
Eko
(7,170 posts)Grasswire2
(13,564 posts)I just went that direction in another thread.
LOL.
My idea was a traveling circus broken down in the road ahead, made up of saboteurs and exhibitionists.
Jerry2144
(2,045 posts)giant banana peel, a lightning frenzy, and some red tortoise shells.
They should take as many anti-tank weapons as they have and as many attackers as they could get. destroy as many vehicles at the front and rear of the convoy as they can to trap the remaining ones between the remains. Then do a mop-up on the remaining units with whatever they can field.
okaawhatever
(9,453 posts)up bridges, even snipers shooting out tires. If you hit one vehicle, it will crash at least a couple of others.
A few well placed signs that says Kyiv this way (pointing opposite direction).
If there is a choke point on the road you only need to hit a couple of trucks, and if the others can't pass the entire convoy is stopped for a while.
meadowlander
(4,358 posts)okaawhatever
(9,453 posts)BGBD
(3,282 posts)thesse incoming Migs would be a good start.
relayerbob
(6,508 posts)The new fighters are armed with anti-radar missiles, they take out the S-400 radars, then coordinate an attack with Su-25s (Russia A-10) and other attack aircraft, along with a thousand small squads on motorcyles and armed with anti-tank weapons. If the squads focus on rocket artillery and fuel tankers, they can create secondary explosions that will take out even more. So, basically taking the fight to the enemy. They'll lose planes and troops, but it will be nothing compared to the Russian losses.
Mr.Bill
(24,104 posts)unlocked with the lights still on and full underground fuel tanks.
Contaminated fuel to destroy their engines.
benpollard
(197 posts)or Google reviews.
tinrobot
(10,848 posts)Accidentally deliver them to that road.
Uncle Joe
(58,112 posts)road bombs as in Iraq.
I don't know the terrain well enough but if they pass though mountainous areas, perhaps triggering an avalanche?
Dirty Socialist
(3,248 posts)Except for a few river valleys
quakerboy
(13,901 posts)If they turn around and neutralize an equal number of belarusian troops.
And a wild party on a bunch of confiscated megayachts when this thing is over
Pachamama
(16,874 posts)This is a winning idea
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And add 10x their current salary
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Dirty Socialist
(3,248 posts)Bril idea!
Dirty Socialist
(3,248 posts)Then tell Putin we didnt send any pilots to fight them
uponit7771
(90,225 posts)... convoy isn't buck naked like the first ones and are patrolled
Mining the road coming into Kyiv that isn't patrolled would be a LOT smarter especially after it snows or rains cause the ground would be too soft for big APC and tanks.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,483 posts)lots of cute topless ladies to draw them in.
Put up plenty of signs too, such as "Putin drank here" and "Warm inside - don't risk dying cold and sober" and "bottled courage sold here".
And/or "Ukraine welcomes you - allow us to buy you a drink (wink, wink)" and "Free tank parking in the rear".
KY.....
panader0
(25,816 posts)They'll start wearing flowers in their hair and laughing and singing.
PunkinPi
(4,870 posts)Link to tweet
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