Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Democrats Of Plot To 'Create Happiness' For Voters

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Apparently, the Democrats have a secret plan to win the midterms.

Well, it wasa secret ― but now controversial Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has blown things wide open, revealing the plan before those danged libs and extra-cautious moderates could implement it.

The transphobic, conspiracy-promoting lawmaker, who previously warned the world about “Jewish space lasers” and the dreaded “gazpacho police,” now says the Democrats are plotting to ― sensitive readers may wish to leave the room ― “create happiness” for voters.

Greene made her prediction on Tuesday during an interview with Real America’s Voice, where she discussed what President Joe Biden might say during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address.

Link to tweet

https://www.yahoo.com/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-accuses-democrats-002247932.html

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. How dastardly and despicable!

Honestly, where do they get off creating happiness for voters? Republicans are made of sterner stuff and only create misery.

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. She's not the ripest melon in the patch, bless her heart. nt

[3catwoman3]

7. She's the leftover pumpkins in the field...

…after Halloween - soft in the head and rotting.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. Bout time I had some happiness

Bobert on the other hand is unhappy that other people,poor,jewish,working class,GBLT people,women people of color and Democrats and liberals and progressives would be happy.

[GoCubsGo]

4. How dare they?

They should be creating fear, anger, and hatred like the GOP does.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Is this really NOT Andy Borowitz?

So is she now stealing his ideas too?

Poor bastard. Irony really IS dead.

[Wounded Bear]

9. I was thinking The Onion, but yeah...Irony is dead...

[Solly Mack]

6. We wouldn't want that!

lololol

[struggle4progress]

8. Nearly $90K in mask fines

Adam Barnes | Jan. 5, 2022

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said .. her refusal to wear masks in Congress has led to nearly $90,000 in fines ...

https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/588379-marjorie-taylor-greene-says-she-has-racked-up

[struggle4progress]

10. Stock in three vaccine manufacturers

BY BRENDAN COLE ON 12/21/21 AT 1:28 PM EST

... A financial disclosure report from the clerk of the House of Representatives, which Newsweek has seen, shows a filing digitally signed by Greene on August 13, for 2020 ...

It showed that the portfolio includes assets in AstraZeneca, Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson worth between $1,000 and $15,000.

The report also says that she earned income in dividends from each of the companies ...

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-astrazeneca-pfizer-johnson-johnson-shares-filing-1661668

[tanyev]

11. Erm...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

[Jirel]

12. This is why satire fails.

The Onion and Borowitz are merely boring and stupid under the best of circumstances, because they can’t touch the stupidity and craziness of the real thing.

[struggle4progress]

13. Twitter ban for COVID misinformation

BY ANNA EDGERTON / BLOOMBERG JANUARY 2, 2022 1:13 PM EST

Bloomberg — Twitter Inc. on Sunday said it permanently banned the personal account of Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene for repeated violations of the platform’s prohibition against spreading misinformation about Covid-19.

The Georgia lawmaker was previously suspended for tweeting false claims about the Covid vaccine and health risks ...

https://time.com/6132318/greene-covid-misinformation/

[Initech]

14. They're on to our evil schemes! Code red!