If the Russian Ruble is worth barely one US Penny, 1 Million Rubles equals $10,000

[ProudMNDemocrat]

I did the math. Keeping the sanctions in place will hit the Russia hard. Any money that is accessible, will not be worth much in the long run.

Cut off the money on all fronts from Putin on down. The people need to rise up and bring this brutal regime down. Pray God that happens.

[ColinC]

1. The ruble is gonna be the next big cryptocurrency

And entirely subject to the whims of online gamblers.

[Buckeyeblue]

2. I've thought that

Buy a million rubles and sit back and wait. Eventually its value will go up.

[ColinC]

4. Haha definitely a gamble.

Might be worth it though

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Don't you mean corruptocurrency?

[JasonMain]

9. Ruble down in DogeCoin territory.

[uponit7771]

3. It's now .0091 to the dollar and equity markets still closed. RU banks down 99.9% in market value

... as Russians steal foreign dollars

[Metaphorical]

5. Yes, but ...

The Ruble is a lot like the Yen - even a few years ago, $1 = 50 Rubles. Today, $1 = 109.86 Rubles.

[roamer65]

6. It will go into hyperinflation like the Soviet rouble.

Bank of Russia will soon issue higher denomination notes as the economy becomes mainly cash.

[orwell]

8. Finally...

...I'm a fucking millionaire!

To all those who said I was a loser bleeding heart who gave away my services for nothing.

Take that assholes! Whose laughing all the way to the bank now!

(Does anyone know where I can turn my dollars into rubles? Anyone? Bueller?)

Never mind...