Trump told donors how he'd take out Russia & China

[Nevilledog]

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Josh Dawsey
@jdawsey1
Trump mused to donors that we should take our F-22 planes, "put the Chinese flag on them and bomb the shit out" out of Russia. "And then we say, China did it, we didn't do, China did it, and then they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch."
9:21 PM · Mar 5, 2022

Can't believe we let such a brilliant military mind go.
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[Ocelot II]

1. I guess he's been reading Clausewitz and Sun Tzu, cuz that's just farkin' brilliant!

[walkingman]

19. I honestly don't think the stupid bastard can read. He sure as hell can't talk.

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[Captain Zero]

39. Oh he can read most words on a page, but..

When he gets to the end of a page he doesn't know what he read

He's just spouting what he heard some other dumb shit say. Best as he can remember that.
And we know he keeps a lot of dumb shits around. They're the only ones that can stand him.

[Nevilledog]

21. Heh

[Retrograde]

47. Reading Shih Tzu, more likely

not that he'd know the difference if one of them bit him

[IngridsLittleAngel]

2. No doubt that those F-22's would take off from Revolutionary War Airports too

What a brilliant military mind, indeed.

Hey, Commander Covfefe:

[highplainsdem]

3. Was just about to post that. Honestly, it's something The Onion or Borowitz might've come up with.

[RockRaven]

4. Oh. So China has F-22s, and flies them out of non-China airspaces, do they? Well, whodathunkit?

Obviously not the Russians. And therein lies the problem, Dotard.

[Irish_Dem]

36. I bet he told generals this nonsense and they tried to discuss it like you are doing.

Mr. President, the Chinese don't have F-22s, even if they did, they would not be flying them out of Langley or Eglin.

And the Chinese would most certainly not let us use their bases in Shanghai or ChengDu, for your brilliant plan, etc.

At any rate, the generals must have been horrified.

[Justice matters.]

43. I am sure dotard would have changed subject before that

because in his teflon-toddler mind, he always knows better than the Generals.

[Irish_Dem]

48. Yes. He would see "his generals" as stupid, not as brilliant as he is.

Trump is a toxic narcissist and sees himself as the most brilliant person around. He loves constant attention and admiration.

The generals probably had to tell him it was a smart plan, they would look into it, and hoped to God he forgot about it.

[Nevilledog]

59. He'd say, "Let's sell some to China. I know a guy..."

[Irish_Dem]

60. One F-22 costs $334 million. Trump would love to sell some of them.

And get a cut.

[PatSeg]

62. Yeah and he'd expect a portion of the profits

Always looking for an angle that would benefit him.

[SergeStorms]

5. Brilliant.

Apparently the idiot doesn't know that they don't identify enemy aircraft by looking for flags in the plane.

What a freaking cement-head.

[underpants]

26. Honestly, trying to put myself into his mind frame* - I thought he meant little flag poles

sticking out of the planes

*such as it is

[Irish_Dem]

49. Right. I am looking at pictures of the F-22 and there are no flags on it.

Just an AF insignia.

And yes, they identify aircraft by shape, size, appearance I believe.

[Hoyt]

6. Hope donors tell him to shove it. But who knows nowadays.

[LenaBaby61]

15. They won't 😑

[Hoyt]

17. I bet a lot of those MFers are richer because of China and Russia.

But, can’t say you are wrong.

[agingdem]

7. so the orange dung heap

is bingeing on WWII movies...remember he knows more than his generals..I think he meant his genitals...

[tanyev]

8. Ha! Eight year old President Sooperjeenyus has all the answers!

[dalton99a]

9. Idiot has a long history of hiding behind fake names

[Dirty Socialist]

10. "Stupidest Son of A Bitch I Ever Taught"

Opens his piehole.

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Trump thinks that plan is evidence of his genius, but that's not...

the problem.

Tha problem is that we've raised too many assholes who believe him.

[Ocelot II]

12. Aside from the galactic stupidity of the concept, he clearly doesn't know that F22s aren't bombers.

[Emrys]

13. Please tell me someone recorded this

[Nevilledog]

23. Haven't seen it yet

It's either audio or video of him calling into an RNC fundraiser in New Orleans.

[Emrys]

25. The Lincoln Project could have a field day!

I don't know whether Trump still has any prospects of running again given everyhting else that's going on, but if so, this could put the kibosh on them.

He'll probably say he was joking, though. Very Reaganesque.

[Blue Owl]

14. Then he told them about the Space Force's first manned mission to the sun

To avoid getting burned up, they’ll go at night.

[underpants]

22. ✅

[LuckyLib]

54. You know, there's been so much that we forget these gems.

I had to LOL again on this one.

[Irish_Dem]

16. China has no F-22s and everyone knows it.

They have the J-20 which is comparable, but it is larger and no one would mistake it for a F-22.

Of course this is only one piece of idiocy in his statement.
A real military genius.

I would love to see Trump give his speech to cadets at the USAF Academy.

[Ocelot II]

27. Everyone but TFG.

[Irish_Dem]

31. All I can do is shake my head.

[Captain Zero]

42. Maybe he sold them some F22s ??

That we don't know about. ?
Maybe they paid in Bitcoin to one of Melania's scam auctions.

[Irish_Dem]

46. Oh Jebus. It would not surprise me if he did try to sell off military hardware.

The F-22 costs about $334 million, this is for one plane.

Trump must have wanted to sell a couple of them.
He really did think everything belonged to him personally.

Right Melania could sell them at one of her garage sale scams.

[iemanja]

18. What a child.

[JI7]

20. Sounds like the drinking Bleach thing

[monkeyman1]

35. or U.V. light !

[BadgerMom]

51. Or the cancer-causing wind turbines.

[Skittles]

28. says the five-time draft dodger

did ANYONE in that fucked up family ever serve? UGH

[monkeyman1]

34. NOPE !

grampa got ran out Germany by the kaiser , his dad got pop'd by the cop's for a kkk rally in 1926 ! he was a draft dodger that he 'd take care of all the draftee's girl friends while the gi's served in V.N. ! that was in star's & stripes new's ! know that for a fact because I read it over in V.N. ! his family comes from a lot of coward's !

[jcgoldie]

29. brilliant

Now go get cleaned up for dinner Donnie we're having your favorite McDonalds.

[dweller]

30. Oh, he's being

Savvy now …



✌🏻

[Roy Rolling]

32. World Destruction Has Never Been Funnier

It’s so scary to think this idiot really thinks this is possible if the planes are painted well. Seriously, he actually thinks this could work and he was nice the leader of the free world”.

I’ve lived through nuclear threat before but never felt this fearful of these two morons Putin and Trump. Mother Earth is crying.

[AZLD4Candidate]

33. Hank Hill said my reaction to this best:

[highplainsdem]

37. Lordy, I hope there's a tape.

[Rhiannon12866]

38. Good Grief!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

40. Didn't he say he knew more about fighting wars than the generals do?

Somebody please buy this man a Risk game and some colorful flashing lights to distract him so he'll stay out of the way of the adults.

[Solly Mack]

41. Damn

[BigmanPigman]

44. Yo yo is his name

Two days ago Putin was a savvy genius and now this? Psycho!!!!

[Eyeball_Kid]

45. This is how he kept his White House staff on their toes. n/t.

[KS Toronado]

50. If this turns out to be true

and it does sound like something the idiot would say, his former employer will cut him off of his retirement
benefits. Might go bankrupt without those rubles.

[Brainfodder]

52. Perhaps we should give that mind a really good study?

[jmowreader]

53. Late at night in Russian Air Defense Headquarters...

"Colonel Vyzov, we have identified the aircraft responsible for the attack. They are American-made F-22s."

"Did they have any distinctive markings?"

"Yes, Colonel. They had huge Chinese flags painted on them."

"Do you have an assessment, Captain?"

"Yes sir. My assessment is Donald Trump has gone out of his fucking mind."

"Can you tell me something the whole world doesn't already know?"

"No sir. That's the whole assessment. The Chinese not only have no F-22s, they have nothing that even looks like one. The only assessment that makes sense is that dumbass is trying to fool us into fighting the Chinese."

"Oh god. Well, you know the drill. Call the American defense ministry and tell them we won't retaliate if Trump is delivered, preferably sewn into a large bag with 500 pounds of rocks and a mountain lion so we won't have to do it ourselves, to the Russian Embassy in Washington by this time tomorrow."

[nebby70]

55. kept looking for the tag line that this was from the onion or borowitz...

... sigh...
...........it's not......

[Wingus Dingus]

56. This is like a description of Wile E. Coyote hijinks.

From a US President.

[d_b]

57. The pilot is going to scream "General Tso's sent me!"

for added credibility

[milestogo]

61. And he'll be eating Chinese takeout.

[Emile]

58. Deep thinkers like TFG are so rare.

Thank goodness!

[Midnight Writer]

63. Did he go "Pew! Pew! Pew!"?

[kentuck]

64. How insane is that?

It is worse than Putin.

We bomb Russia and gamble that 10's of millions of people are killed by nuclear weapons?

He is sicker than Putin. He cares nothing about human life.