Jeff Tiedrich tweet:

[tblue37]

Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich
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rest easy everyone, the guy who said to rake the forest and water-bomb the cathedral and nuke the hurricane is here to tell us exactly how he would win a war against Russia

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[CrispyQ]

1. How did I miss water bombing the cathedral? -nt

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. There is just WAY too much BS to remember it all

I thought it was bad during the Bush regime, but MF45 is even worse.

[SledDriver]

4. When Notre Dame caught fire

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[bucolic_frolic]

9. Where do we find such brilliance?

3 sentences, each as obvious as the next. I'm a drinking man, but I couldn't think like that without 14 bottles of beer the night before.

[multigraincracker]

3. Don't forget his plan for

paying for the wall.

[Biophilic]

5. Yeah, he had sooo many great ideas that it is hard to remember them all because they

were so successful and awe inspiring.

[erronis]

6. It seems the tfg's plans for winning the war are MIA - missing.

Along with the (r)epuglicon platform.

[Cartoonist]

10. He'll have it in two weeks. nt

[Journeyman]

17. We wish -- but he detailed the first yesterday: He says paint the Chinese flag on our planes . . .

then bomb Russia. Russia will then retaliate against China, and we can sit back and watch the show.

Such brilliance. He knows more than generals, doncha know. Or was that genitals?

[KS Toronado]

7. Plus he wanted to "nuke" a hurricane.

[DanieRains]

8. TFG Would Sue Putin

And cry the whole time.

Victory!

[L. Coyote]

19. Or send hush money.

Can't National Inquirer just kill the war?

[liberalla]

12. Yes, rest easy everyone!

Oh I feel so much better...

NOT

[Tommymac]

13. Don't forget injecting bleach in a human's veins to kill a virus

[Bayard]

14. And buy Greenland!

That one was especially good.

[SWBTATTReg]

15. Everytime this moron speaks, I feel so much better for myself, that I wasn't as dumb as some other

people in the Schools I was going to, in the shopping trips that I went on, or watching the idiots all plow into each other via dumb automobile accidents, etc. There are, and this is an unfortunate fact of life that we all know, that there are dumb people in the world, who chose to open their mouths still and mouth off, because they are 'experts'.

Ha ha heh!! They bring on the accidents of life by simply not being careful, or anything like that. So be it. That's their life, their path. As long as they stay away from me and my own, that's fine. tRump is a big walking accident that is bound to happen somehow, someday. Maybe he'll eat one too many cheeseburgers?

Again, I repeat myself, we should have a 'Moron of the Month' club, along w/ 'Moron of the Decade' and/or 'Moron of the Century' club awards. tRump would be at the top of the list as the 'Moron of the Century' club and would be stuck up there for some time. However, there are some contenders that would give tRump a run for his money (and boy, tRump, with his money at stake, would freak out).

[erronis]

16. Altho tfg made tons of incredible appointments, surely making Jarvad his advisor was the most

incredibly stupid.

[txwhitedove]

18. Up in top 10 bright ideas, like making Princess Sparklepony an advisor.

[Patterson]

20. Don't forget ingesting bleach.