People's Convoy making it hard for people who write satire

[struggle4progress]

Rex Huppke
USA TODAY

... truckers .. assembled outside Washington, D.C., to protest something, but nobody quite knows what. Is it the mask and vaccine mandates that most cities and states have already dropped? Who knows.

On Sunday, they formed a convoy and did two loops around the Capital Beltway. What did they accomplish? Who knows.

... organizers say they’ll add an extra lap each day until their demands are met. What are their demands? Again, who knows ...

I desperately want to – and professionally need to – make fun of the People’s Convoy, but people in the convoy are making it impossible by being astonishingly ridiculous ...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2022/03/07/trucker-convoy-capital-beltway-freedom/9407428002/

[Hugin]

1. They've insisted on turning even the most far fetched theater of the absurd into...

non-fiction. Since, I'm not a journalist, documentarian, or historian, it has left me at loose ends. I've been thinking of taking up crochet.

[taxi]

2. One is not like the other. His failure is his alone.

It is hard to ignore how they mix the message in efforts to tie tfg to some nonsensical bs that's easy to forget.
The convoy is a joke. It has nothing to do with anyone else.

[bottomofthehill]

3. There are very few truck.

Mostly assholes in pick ups.

[bottomofthehill]

4. Moving forward please refer to it as the temper tantrum convoy.

[Biophilic]

5. Just keep adding those trips, the dollar costs won't be too bad...