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A regular military fucking genius, this five-deferment, draft-dodging motherfucker is. First off, you fucking shitstain, it isn't a fucking deal. Second, nobody gives a flying fuck what you think, little-penis-and-small-balls. Just do the world a favor and have that stroke, I'll spring for a couple of buckets of KFC, 5 Big Macs, a gallon of Haagen-Daz and a Costco Chocolate Cake to help you along, assclown.
Bloated Tick says Putin is 'having a lot of trouble' invading Ukraine because he thought it would be a '48-hour' deal
Ex-President Bloated Tick said Vladimir Putin was "having a lot of trouble" invading Ukraine, saying the Russian president thought it would only be a "48-hour deal."
In a Thursday interview with Fox News' Fuckstick Hannity, Bloated Tick said the Russian invasion of Ukraine was "truly is a crime against humanity" that "has to end soon."
"Putin is having a lot of trouble right now. He's having big big trouble because he thought it was going to be a 48-hour deal and the Ukrainians are good fighters," he told Fuckstick.
It is unclear where exactly Bloated Tick got the 48-hour figure from (Like everything, he pulled it out of his ass). CIA Director Bill Burns said on Tuesday that US intelligence assessed that Putin believed his military would seize the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv within two days.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-says-putin-is-having-a-lot-of-trouble-invading-ukraine-because-he-thought-it-would-be-a-48-hour-deal/ar-AAUVYI7?ocid=msedgntp
Walleye
(30,724 posts)Based on his stolen top-secret info. Im sure Trump has been trying to sell secrets to Putin or maybe share them for nothing.Of course it was incorrect because Trump cant read and Putin was blinded by his own ego
CincyDem
(6,283 posts)Walleye
(30,724 posts)CincyDem
(6,283 posts)okaawhatever
(9,453 posts)uponit7771
(90,225 posts)dalton99a
(81,073 posts)TheRealNorth
(9,435 posts)Because it's all about how much he can sell it for.
lapfog_1
(29,166 posts)usually all ex-presidents can have (as a matter of courtesy) access to the President Daily Brief but Biden ended Trumps access just a few weeks (maybe a month) ago. An unusual move to take on any former President.
I can't imagine why.
doc03
(35,148 posts)Wingus Dingus
(8,049 posts)until Pooty fucked up the invasion. Of course, Donnie himself is the ultimate loser.
TheRealNorth
(9,435 posts)Aviation Pro
(12,053 posts)To keep his phallic symbol in NYC afloat.
He must be relaxing a bit from the fear that the diminutive, liddle criminal might extract his essence from him.
Rebl2
(13,311 posts)be a 48 hour deal. Sound familiar? Didnt someone say something similar when we invaded Iraq? Am I remembering incorrectly?
world wide wally
(21,719 posts)marybourg
(12,540 posts)underpants
(182,279 posts)PatSeg
(46,804 posts)No one really cares what you think. You'll have to jump off a tall building if you want to get your name into today's headlines and even that isn't a certainty.
Like you care about 'crimes against humanity' anyway. You're probably just sorry it wasn't you committing them.