Russia says it is finding biolabs in Ukraine where they researched turning people into animals

[ck4829]

Russia says it is finding biolabs in Ukraine where they momentarily summoned Cth'lon the Unimpeachable.

Russia says it is finding biolabs in Ukraine where they researched the living dead.

You probably clicked the title thinking "You're making this up... right?"

But it's only a matter of time.

Russia is approaching a point where if people believe what they say, they will be told they need adult supervision while on the Internet or else they might trade their life savings for a bag of magic beans.

[Cracklin Charlie]

1. Yesterday was bird bioweapons.

We’re on the outskirts of Crazytown now, for sure.

[Wingus Dingus]

2. Manimal lives!

[FalloutShelter]

3. I knew the Zombie Apocalypse

Would come into this sooner or later.

[redwitch]

4. Not a bad idea.

I like animals and trust them more than most people.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Making up excuses for a war?

Whoda thunk it?

Putie of course.

[Jilly_in_VA]

6. They're getting desperate. n/t

[roamer65]

7. People are animals.

So they did nothing, in other words.

[RockRaven]

8. I clicked on this thinking that the first/title one sounds like stuff Alex Jones says all the time.

So finding that Russia was spreading similar crap wouldn't be a surprise of and when they do.

Hell, a lot of Alex Jones's basic worldview is just the Protocols of the Elders of Zion laundered/filtered through two or three intermediary propagandists/conspiracy theorists. And that was Russian disinformation from way back too.

[lagomorph777]

9. Projection, as usual for Russians and Republicans.

Putin and Trump have turned their people into animals.

[Wounded Bear]

10. Seems like the Russians are already pretty good at turning people into animals...

[ck4829]

11. All too true unfortunately

[Thunderbeast]

12. TFG could surely sell this at one of his hate rallys!

[milestogo]

13. Could they be dogs?

Asking for a friend.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Don't post fake headlines. It's manipulative of DU members. Fake news is fake news even in GD

It is not sufficient to say in the body "just kidding" or "I made it up".

If you make it up, clearly label it up front as made up.

Really, there is enough shit out there you don't have fabricate shit. And yes, you fabricated shit. People round the world would know your fake headline is fake shit and see right through it. Russia knows this too. It is not a matter of time. Russia will not make your shitty claim. They are bad enough without you trying to make them look even shittier and stupider than they are.

[Samrob]

15. Turning some people into animals might be an improvement for humanity. nt

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Holy Jules Verne, Batman!

Except, in The Island of Dr. Moreau, it was turning animals into humans.

[Texaswitchy]

18. Crazy people over there to.

[jmowreader]

19. And two weeks from now...

“Comrade Putin, we have just learned the laboratory where they research turning people into animals is really a factory where they make mascot costumes for American school sports collectives. People are laughing at us. What should we do?”

“Blame it on Hunter Biden.”

“Do you think it’ll work?”

“It did the last 27 times we tried it.”