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KS Toronado

(17,158 posts)
Fri Mar 11, 2022, 06:28 PM Mar 2022

Every NATO country should have a "Honest Joe's Surplus Fighter Jets & Helicopters" store

With closeout sales of all stock at $1 US dollar or $100 Russian rubles, whichever is greater. some restrictions
apply but not limited to 1) Must be Ukrainian, 2) You are attempting to save the lives of women & children.
3) Honest Joe reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, especially those with no shoes, no shirts, and
drinking Russian vodka.

F**K Putler, he has no problem stealing the breadbasket of Europe for his own, well I have no problem with poor
Ukrainian Fighter Pilots who don't have a $1 to go over and steal something they like at the closeout sale if it
would be put to good use saving lives.

Maybe we could do a "Mission Impossible" sting on Putler, Well Mr Putler no European country wants to fly your
inferior fighter jets anymore so we'll be flying them to Moscow for you for only $100,000,000 rubles apiece.
Holy Cow Red October, they disappeared off the radar screen, please help us find them Putler!

On a side note, Honest Joe & his security staff take a daily 4/5 hour executive time nap every day leaving all
surplus unguarded, fully loaded with fuel & ammo, keys are in them.

Seems the only thing stopping us from getting aircraft to Zelensky is Putler's threats and why I don't know.
Bullies tend to run when confronted, or is it russian leaning trumpers in the Pentagon finding road blocks
instead of solutions?

MEANWHILE...every NATO country should amass all their troops on their borders with Russia from north to south.
Plus all Navel vessels just outside Russia's territorial waters. "We're just playing war games!" Sound familiar?

Let's make him sweat instead of being afraid of his empty threats.

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