Trump Held a Contest for Small-Dollar Donors to Have Dinner With Him. No One Won

[shelshaw]

Who gives money to a fucking “billionaire”?????
Hahahahahahahahahaha


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-held-contest-small-dollar-215804060.html

[tanyev]

1. Well, even if one person had been picked to have dinner with him,

no one would have really won.

[Dr. Strange]

9. No one ended up having dinner with him.

So ultimately, I think they all won.

[Journeyman]

2. Further on, the article says 15 such contests were held in 2019 but no winners were named . . .

spokesman said the prizes were all awarded but gave no proof.

The lack of a winner this time -- despite many entries -- was chalked up to an "administrative error." Yeah, some administrator of the contest failed to take into account the reality that Trump doesn't want to associate with the hoi polloi.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. The thought of giving up free tickets gives him hives, too.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. This is called fraud

[Effete Snob]

4. I think they all won

Nobody had to have a meal with that asshole.

I mean, the prize here is like drawing the short straw.

[GopherGal]

8. I won.

I didn't have to have dinner with TFG.

I accomplished this great victory by failing to enter...

[Effete Snob]

10. You also got a cash bonus

In the amount you didn’t contribute.

[Blue Owl]

6. You're all fired

Now let Donny enjoy his little hard-on

[erronis]

7. All I can think of is the meals that tfg offered some pro ball players: cold hamberders

WTF would anyone want do dine with it?

Given his affair with putine, watch out for polonium, novichok in your ketchup.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. It seems the GOP is a cargo cult

[BSdetect]

12. Second prize was two dinners with trump. Old joke, I know.