Translation of every Bill Barr interview:

[tblue37]

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Jay Black
@jayblackisfunny
“Hi, I’m the guy who drove the getaway car for the guy who robbed your house.

I’ve written a book about what it was like working for him and I’d love it if you bought it.”

— every Bill Barr interview

[malaise]

1. Wrong

He's the guy who literally begged for the job to drive the getaway car...
that is all

[Rebl2]

6. True that!

[malaise]

9. Correct is right

[czarjak]

2. "Land the plane"? Mission accomplished.

[Blue Owl]

3. Barr belongs behind bars

[Fullduplexxx]

4. But if he wants to rob your house again I'll drive him

[NJCher]

7. yep, that's what he said

jerk.

[Fullduplexxx]

5. But if he wants to rob your house again I'll drive him

He forgot to add

[calimary]

10. I wouldn't use his book for spare toilet paper.

I would not have it in my house.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

11. Barr is straight trash

Smart enough to know exactly what he is doing and evil enough to do it anyways.

[Evolve Dammit]

12. Toady enabler and willful lying sack of crap. Is that too harsh? Rude Pundit wouldn't think so. n/t

[Aussie105]

13. He always looked too comfortable

touting his duplicitous thinking and inaction when action was called for.

I'm generally against book burning, but . . .