Who else thinks it's time (MTG)

[Duppers]

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[Walleye]

1. I'm picturing one of those long sticks with a loop on the end for animal control

[Beachnutt]

2. Or a long pole with a big net on the end

[Walleye]

4. She would probably chew right through a net

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Or a long pole with two electrodes on the end.

Known in some circles as a cattle prod...

[musette_sf]

3. Florida style

[inthewind21]

5. I'd prefer to see

AC come with a tranquilizer gun. Now THAT would be entertaining.

[Walleye]

7. I'd pay to see that

[Duppers]

21. Me too. 😁

[dameatball]

10. I actually have one of those I will donate to the cause. Still new in the box.

[lunatica]

15. With a stun gun for good measure

[sarge43]

22. Stun gun. The only way to be sure. n/t

[rsdsharp]

25. From orbit.

[XacerbatedDem]

40. You mean a 10 ft pole? Imagine she already has bruises where others have done that.

[Ocelot II]

8. Tranquilizer darts and a big net.

Have plenty of rabies vaccine ready in case somebody gets too close if she wakes up while being muzzled and caged.

[2naSalit]

17. My sentiments exactly!

[llashram]

9. ++

[localroger]

11. Just pull her off the stage with a long hook after someone bangs a gong /nt

[FakeNoose]

12. Straitjacket, padded cell

[ashredux]

13. Perfect 👍

[BigmanPigman]

14. I bet she has fleas...better give her a flea dip at the animal shelter.

Also, make sure she is spayed/neutered. We do NOT want her to procreate any more spawns.

[Ocelot II]

19. I'm sure there's plenty of ivermectin in her garage.

[bringthePaine]

16. tip top "wish i'd said that" moment🤣

[L. Coyote]

18. Empty Greene will languish there, unadopted.

So don't tell Matt Gaetz.

[paleotn]

20. Make sure you've had all your shots....

before you take on that Walmart jabberwocky. God knows what you'll catch!

[Paladin]

24. Rabies included. (nt)

[ChazInAz]

42. I suspect she's more of a Bandersnatch.

[Evolve Dammit]

23. just trash collection works; no bag required. Let's see her money trail. Thanks Citizens United..

[Backseat Driver]

32. Heck, our community comes by with a woodchipper on request.

[Evolve Dammit]

38. Kinda like "Fargo"??

[calimary]

26. Don't forget her mangy pet dog Boebert.

[smb]

27. They Say Those Invasive Joro Spiders Eat Pests Other Spiders Won't

Maybe when they get to DC one of them will eat MTG.

[Ziggysmom]

28. She is giving the repubes exactly what they like.

The pubes base demands a "fighter," and that's what Larj Marj is giving them. She fights and has guns, the only things that matter. Making headlines getting people upset with her idiocy counts as "fighting" in their book because hey, look at how mad people are at her! She must be standing up for pube patriots flags, guns and white supremacy. What a fighter!

[Evolve Dammit]

39. You are correct. And millions will buy it, revel in it, open their wallets and emulate it.

[Rebl2]

29. Oh please do

[TygrBright]

30. Howler monkeys are notoriously difficult to capture. n/t

[Backseat Driver]

31. And probably carry rabies! n/t

[Bo Zarts]

33. "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" Loudon Wainright III

[DinahMoeHum]

34. ". . .and it's stinkin' to hiiiiigh heaven. . ."

[Blue Owl]

35. The Rabid Rabble-Rousing Recreant

[DemocraticPatriot]

36. Just call Atticus Finch...

/s

[Raine]

37. A toxic waste disposal company would be needed to dispose of that

piece of toxic garbage. 🤢🤮

[kimbutgar]

41. She thinks she is invincible and will easily win re election

I hope the citizens in her district are appalled by her traitorous behavior and vote her out in a landslide and she goes away……until Fox, OAN or Newsmax hires her and then we can ignore her.

[mrsadm]

43. Don't insult the animals

[Duppers]

44. I thought about that.

And almost edited my post to say that...so, thanks! I've more respect for any critter than I have for MTG.

I'm sure folks here agree.