Puti-Puti shoulda had more sense -
- he pulled a chi-chi and he jumped the fence. All for the sake of trillions in pence.*
1. Failed invasion of Ukraine resulting in near worldwide ridicule and, oh yes, those pesky sanctions.
2. International military support for the defense of Ukraine; so blasted unfair!
2. Knowledge of history of failed autocratic leaders; not looking too rosy there.
4. Propaganda machine falling apart at those oh-so-carefully riveted seams. (But thanks anyway Tuckis Carlamazov.)
5. Counter offensives being launched by those pesky diehards in the western province.
6. My friends won't play war with me, Mommy Russia!
7. Plane carrying gov't official - working up a generous mouthful of boot-licking saliva - en route Xina to request anything-anything-but-somebody-for-the-love-of-Putin-please-help-us-out-of-this-mess!, suddenly reverses course and returns to Ma's Cow.
8. Plane after plane after plane - well you get the idea - leaving Ma's Cow carrying who knows what cargo - silver samovars? gold urinals? the pee-pee tape? - to undisclosed airfield in the majestic Ural Mountains en route to -
9. Putin's secrete compound in whatever isolated location in a country on non-friendly extradition terms towards U.S. of A. and European nations. Alternative identity and all pertaining paperwork already acquired, with, perhaps, an expert plastic surgeon awaiting with sharpened laser scalpels.
10. Mission Accomplished! World chaos, wanton destruction and Puti has left the building!
* Apologies to Sir Paul Maca. Reference -