Jesus Comes out of the closet to endorse California candidate

[packman]

California GOP Secretary of State candidate Rachel Hamm said today that she decided to run for office after her son found Jesus inside a closet in their home, and Jesus handed him a scroll telling her to declare her candidacy.


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Yah, they aren't toooo crazy , are they?


Her video at:

Link to tweet

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also:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/03/rachel-hamm-jesus-was-my-closet-so-im

[Docreed2003]

1. W...T...F

I'd say you can't make that shit up but clearly someone can.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. The delusions of children are running her candidacy

Yeah, that's a winning platform. Such competence.

[RKP5637]

3. There are some serious untreated mental issues in America. n/t

[essaynnc]

4. so tell me...

show us the scroll, I want to see what Jesus said! does he write in English now??? or is it in Aramaic??

[Midnight Writer]

11. Like the gold tablets that Moroni gave to Joseph Smith, they magically disappear.

You need a scrying stone to read them.

[FreeState]

17. And the "plates" weren't even used

The scammer looked into a hat at a rock that showed him the words while the plates were coved up and not used.the stone he looked at? He found that years before and charged people to find hidden treasure with it (when it didn’t materialize he would ask for more money and blame evil spirits).

One big difference is this lady appears to believe her delusional thoughts - Smith had a plan to sell the Book of Mormon in Canada to make money.

[Blue Owl]

5. Just wait 'til Jesus appears in tRump's gold toilet and tells him to run in 2024...

[Beastly Boy]

6. And the big news is...

Jesus finally came out of the closet!

...So what does Ms. Hamm think of her son now?

[ironflange]

7. Well, if you're gonna lie you might as well make it a real whopper

[Mariana]

13. Who says it's a lie?

She may very well truly believe it.

[ironflange]

14. OK, lemme rephrase that

If you're gonna have a hallucination, it might as well be a real whopper.

[struggle4progress]

8. "While my son was locked in the closet, Jesus gave him a cinnamon scroll!"

[Celerity]

9. this is beyond insane

[Ocelot II]

10. Bat shit is being unfairly accused of extreme craziness.

Guano is actually a useful fertilizer. The kind of craziness sometimes associated with bat shit actually has no use whatsoever.

[MineralMan]

12. Anyone can file to be a candidate.

Getting elected is another matter entirely.

[RockRaven]

15. This isn't an isolated incident of nuttery by her either. She's totally unmoored from reality.

Here's a Daily Beast story from October with her babbling about witchcraft/satanism/etc.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-candidate-for-california-secretary-of-state-rachel-hamm-claims-she-inspired-witchs-murder

[rsdsharp]

16. Michelle Bachman is gonna be reeeeeally jealous.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. I thought he was hiding under the couch

[Diablo del sol]

19. It's California

She has no chance, in some other States, she would be the front runner.