WOW! What the hell have you done to Texas, Greg?

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Freezing temps that have killed over 700 Texans (according to your bs figures, probably closer to 2000-3000 in the last 2 years), with Texan taxpayers having to pay billions to your billionaire donors utility owners because of your incompetence & dereliction of duty, and now the wrath of whatever god you worship has been unleashed on the f'n stupid majority of Texans that voted for you.

In the last 72 hours Texas has had to put up with:

Large hail

Tornadoes

Flooding

Downpours

90 MPH winds

Wildfires leading to evacuations & destroyed structures.

My question to you Greg, is WTF did you do to piss off your (oh so compassionate) Christian god?

[UTUSN]

1. Excellent! - Now, if only somebody down there would - oh I don't know - *VOTE*!

[msongs]

2. blizzard warnings for the panhandle tonight nt

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7. Locusts aren't far behind.

[L. Coyote]

15. Flying MAGA monkey too.

Link to tweet

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17. OMG...Forgot about flying monkeys...and houses falling on witches.

That could kill tens of thousands of Abbot voters.

[LizBeth]

18. I got a picture this morning from someone in panhandle 5" of snow. Went to work in shorts

and sandals yesterday and when she came out of office 6 hours later it was snowing.

[czarjak]

3. Baptist Boys Be Bigots

[Sucha NastyWoman]

4. Also multiple incidences of gun violence this weekend

Where is the media? Why aren’t they doing one of those “right track / wrong track” polls they love to do with the Biden administration?

[Traildogbob]

5. Maybe we should

Welcome their departure for independence. They are costing us a fortune.

[BobTheSubgenius]

6. I blame Obama.

Residual effects from Jade Helm.

[gaskinite]

9. Don't forget Hillary

Everyone knows she drinks baby blood.

[Mr. Evil]

16. And boils puppies!

The horror!

[thenelm1]

8. Wasn't it Pat Robertson who famously proclaimed it was God's wrath...

that sprung one or another hurricane on Florida some years ago? Maybe several hurricanes - the "God's wrath" admonitions for this or that can get so confusing. (Certainly that type of proclamation came from many others of his ilk as well.)

Now Texas is getting pounded by one natural disaster after another.

Hey Texas, wake up and take the hint!!

[KS Toronado]

11. Pat Robertson always used the fear of God's wrath to line his pockets.

[FoxNewsSucks]

13. Yes.

New Orleans was "punished" by Katrina as God's punishment for its debauchery. According to Robertson and his ilk.

[SergeStorms]

10. Wait until it starts raining frogs....

and the plagues of locusts come in.

By the sounds of it you should expect them any minute now.

Yeah, Texas. It's a whole other country alright.

[thenelm1]

14. "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria." -- Dr. Peter Venkman n/t

[Grins]

12. I'm guessing...anal?

But you know these true Republicans…!

[Aristus]

19. "If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell."

- William Tecumseh Sherman.

I'm Texan born and raised; and while I wouldn't want to live in Hell, I found a nice home in the Pacific Northwest and have no intention of ever visiting Texas again.