Owning The Libs feels great!

[kpete]

Today out in Hagerstown, more and more truckers with The People's Convoy have complained about becoming sick with a bad cough. One streamer, “OTR Survival,” ended up going to an urgent care, and described the illness as getting “hit by a bus.”

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=ZZG8vUIrSj_2cNH-oLExXw

[hatrack]

1. Wow, I am SO OWNED by their COVID!!

Guess I'll go curl up in a ball and cry now.

[Hugin]

6. Irony is a cruel mistress.

FAFO.

We should start a pool on when the first ambulance with a Poople's Convoy member gets blocked by the Poople's Convoy.

[aggiesal]

20. OTR Survival is Irony Deficient. ...

I feel so owned.
No I don't.

[Botany]

18. So some of the people protesting against masks and vaccines now have covid?

And now they are seeking science based medical care?

schadenfreude
[ˈSHädənˌfroidə]

pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
"a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

[OnDoutside]

2. Womp womp

[TheBlackAdder]

60. We got served! 🤣

.






Let me talk to their coach.






They shouldn't play with COVID, else they'll get served back.



.

[tanyev]

3. Cause we got a Covid Convoy, coughing through the night

Yeah, we got a Covid Convoy
Ain't she a messed up sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't no mask gonna get in our way
We gonna spread this Covid
'Cross the USA

[Hugin]

7. +1

FREEDUMB!!1ione!!i

[Farmer-Rick]

13. Very well put

I can hear it playing in my head.

Who knew Covid was still spreading....oh wait..... isn't their whole thing about doing away with protections from Covid? So, they know COVID is spreading......

COVID Convoy.....spread this Covid across the USA......Convoy.....

[Evolve Dammit]

35. Well done! "This here's the duck. We're about to go huntin' bleach." Coonnvoooyyy.

[FailureToCommunicate]

37. Nice! But fifth line needs one more word, rhymes with "truckin"...

and it'll be perfect.

[ananda]

46. I'm singin this now. Love it!

!!!

[brooklynite]

4. This, of course, is the Deep State seeding Covid into the campground through those chemtrails...

[The Magistrate]

10. Shh-hh-h-ssh....

[Budi]

5. Shoulda got that Covid vax!

Maybe its time to head back home.

[EYESORE 9001]

8. You call that pwning teh libz?

I won’t feel pwned until they’re all on ventilators.

[old as dirt]

9. Hit by a bus? How about a Semi?

Duel

[GB_RN]

14. I've Been Hit By A Semi...

Literally. December 14, 2007 at around 1930 hours (730 pm for you non medical/military people). Let me tell you, from personal experience, a run-in with an 18 wheeler is not a fun experience. The guy drifted into my lane, hit my left rear quarter panel, spun me so that I slammed into the front of him and he shoved me at least* a quarter mile up the highway before we stopped. My window blew out in my face, and I was staring into the grill and headlights. The post and door got crushed into my shoulder, pushed into the interior of the car a good six inches.

Only reason I’m alive is because we were on concrete and not asphalt: If it had been asphalt, my car would have flipped as the right front tire blew and the steel rim was being pushed sideways on the road and on asphalt, it would have dug in. As it was on concrete, the steel rim was just throwing up sparks, which is what alerted the truck driver that I was even there to begin with, as he’d never even felt the impact with my car (a Honda Civic).

I still have PTSD around those goddamned things on occasion.

*We don’t know for sure how far, but it had to be at minimum that far as we were at highway speed, it took a while before he noticed we were there, and then he had to slow and stop a rig loaded with long, 18” pvc pipes for water mains.

[Achilleaze]

19. Wow - lucky. Glad you survived that

[GB_RN]

22. Thanks

Me too. My son was just barely three at the time. When asked about joining a lottery ticket pool, I tell people there’s no point in me buying tickets as I used up all my luck that night! 😂

[Hugin]

21. Wow...

Ouch.

Yep, you were very fortunate.

I always remember a news story about a wheelchair bound guy who got caught up on the front bumper of a truck while moving across a sidewalk cutout and not being seen as the vehicle was leaving a parking lot. He was shoved along on a terror-coaster ride for several miles until someone in a passing vehicle was able to alert the driver of the truck about the unwilling passenger. Miraculously, he wasn't seriously injured.

[GB_RN]

24. Crazy Shit Happens...

Like that guy, I wasn’t really injured, except for a sore shoulder. Although that’s seemingly coming back to haunt me now. 🙄

My now, ex-brother-in-law, somehow had window glass in his boxer shorts! Don’t ask me how that happened. 😂

[Hugin]

32. ...

Yes, it does.

Not to get too far away from the profound irony of the thread topic and into an, I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours.

While avoiding hitting a large animal, I spun my vehicle through at least a complete 720 in a very wide and grass covered median. I don't know how it didn't flip. Three of the tires had been pulled off of their rims, but, the fourth was still intact and inflated. When I was disassembling the wreckage to determine if anything was salvageable, I found that inside that still rimmed tire was around ten #s of dirt and gravel.

I was looking at it saying to myself, "Hooow?" To this day, I still SMDH.

[GB_RN]

34. Lol!

That’s definitely strange!

[Hugin]

39. High energy physics.

When in doubt, use science as an excuse.

[GB_RN]

44. Science Explains Everything.

We may not understand how/why (yet), but physics works every time.


As the great Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson said, “The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” 😁

[TygrBright]

23. I was t-boned by a USPS semi many years back.

If I had been wearing a seatbelt, I would have been strawberry jam.

As it was, I was thrown over to the passenger side of the front seat, and although the driver's side was well-mashed, the semi just pushed it along until its brakes kicked in.

I figured that was my one-in-a-kajillion weird survival chance incident and I have worn a seatbelt ever since.

But yeah, I get a little PTSD around the big rigs too, especially on the interstate when they're all around me.

reminiscently,
Bright

[GB_RN]

26. I Feel Your Pain.

If my grandfather had still been alive, I would have told him that I think I might have some small appreciation for what it must have felt like when his plane’s bombardier took over flight controls from him and all he could do was sit there as flak went off or fighters flew by to strafe his B-25 - he was a bomber pilot in WW2: Absolutely no control over your situation. Hell, at least the gunners could shoot back. All he could do was sit there until the bombs dropped and he got control back.

Most terrified I’ve ever been. No control. Nothing I could do but sit there and watch.

[TygrBright]

52. Exactly. It's amazing how long a few seconds can be when you're waiting to die. n/t

[old as dirt]

33. Yikes!

Lucky to be alive!

a Honda Civic

The closest we ever came to something like that was a battle between a Toyota Corolla and a deer.

It was the middle of the night, driving home from Chicago with 4 people, including myself. I didn't even see it, just felt a bump, and the car started shaking as I tried to steer it to a halt.

One of the front weels was ripped right off off the car (something called an A-frame, if I recall correctly), which made steering difficult at 70 mph.

The deer was totalled. One of its legs was ripped off and ended up jammed up into the engine compartment.

We didn't suffer a scratch, though.

Deer are bad enough. I'm not ready to take on any Semis.

[GB_RN]

36. Done The Deer Bit, Too.

Hated that. Don’t like seeing animals get hit, and I really hate being the one who did it. ☹️

[old as dirt]

42. As a child, ...

...my wife used to kill birds (with a rock and slingshot)`and cook them for food. Aparently, they taste like chicken, but there's not much meat on them.

Don’t like seeing animals get hit, and I really hate being the one who did it

Today, she feels sorry for the birds.

[GB_RN]

47. I Hunted As A Teen...

Never killed a deer (as I never saw any while I was out - go figure), but did kill a few birds. Yeah, dove* tastes like chicken. Wouldn’t do it now unless I had to for food.

*Incidentally, I’ve eaten alligator, and it tastes like chicken. Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything else? Lol

[old as dirt]

48. Throughout the 1700s, ...

...her ancestors are famous for their cattle rustling.

Every family grouping was alloted one cow a week.

She doesn't come from a vegetarian culture...lol.

Where's the beef?

[Kali]

58. not a lot of beef on those earred cattle but they do good in hot buggy climates

thanks for that, I like watching how cattle are worked around the world. that looked a little chaotic but it often gets that way for us too. LOL

[old as dirt]

61. Apparently, ...

…the ability of her ancestors to support cattle in the valley had something to do with the presence of salt. At least according to historians. I’ve never seen this fully explained, though.

[Kali]

62. I caught a glimpse of somebody handing something out to those cows

and I thought it might be salt. they can live without it but they do better and sure enjoy it. it can be an important management tool.

[old as dirt]

53. Speaking of chickens, ...

...there's something that I've been wondering about for sone time, now.

Incidentally, I’ve eaten alligator, and it tastes like chicken. Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything else? Lol

Why does the rooster not sing?

The hen sings in the afternoon, sings in the morning, but the rooster never sings.

Why does the rooster not sing?

[Marthe48]

67. Geez!

My sister and her fella were driving home, and a semi hit her car, knocked her into a barrier. Truck didn't bother to slow down or stop.

[GB_RN]

70. I'm Not Surprised...

The driver probably didn't even know he'd hit her vehicle. As big as those damned things are, bumping a car is nothing in terms of making the driver feel something. For a car on the other hand, even a "slight" bump can send you careening.

[Marthe48]

71. It caused a lot of damage to the car

Luckily she and her boyfriend were okay. Scary.

[GB_RN]

73. Don't Doubt It.

Totaled my car, too. Glad they were OK. Not many people are able to walk away from an encounter with an 18 wheeler.

[Marthe48]

74. I forgot to say

Glad you lived to tell about it.

There is a post in DU Lounge, cilla4progress was asking for advice from accident survivors. Maybe she'd like to hear your story.

[niyad]

25. I remember that movie well, because I actually had an experience like that. I was

completely freaked out. And the state patrol did absolutely nothing about it.

[GB_RN]

28. Oh, Yeah.

Trooper wanted to write me up as being at fault at first. I was like, “Are you fucking kidding me!?!?”

In the end, he decided he wasn’t writing any tickets. But that was better than writing me up when I knew the guy had come over into me, and not vice-versa.

[Marthe48]

11. I posted an article the other day Covid effect on brain

But I don't think the Covid convoy drivers need to worry about damage to something they've never had.

Why are there so many willfully stupid people out there who would rather believe pure unadulterated horseshit than thruth? The stupidity is like its own plague.

[CrispyQ]

29. There was another article about how Covid affects the heart, too,

but they don't have to worry about that, either!

Are you feeling better?

[Marthe48]

63. And kidneys

my daughter works at a dialysis clinic and mentioned that they are getting many new younger patients with kidney failure. She suspects they had Covid.

I am feeling much better, thanks for asking

[GB_RN]

51. To Answer Your Question...

Because lies that reinforce what we’d like to hear are more comfortable than the truth which often isn’t pretty.

That’s why we often tell someone/ourselves “little white lies”; we don’t want to hurt their feelings and/or make ourselves uncomfortable in the process. Unfortunately, that habit grows into covering up bigger things that people need to see.

[Marthe48]

64. Maybe I should ask why so many people haven't matured

their frontal lobes. Way too many children wearing adult clothes.

Before your reply, I have read that people believe what they want to, and believe what reinforces their beliefs, but geez, thinking JFK Jr is alive, some of the crazy things the truck drivers believe, how do they even have a worldview those ideas support?

[GB_RN]

65. Mass Delusion?

That's the only thing I can come up with as to your last question: Shared, mass delusion. And within the confines of said delusion(s), comfort in ignoring reality.

[RainCaster]

12. Time for a horse dewormer

Or chug some bleach.

[L. Coyote]

15. They are an embarassment to truckers everywhere.

Link to tweet

[wnylib]

16. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure they have

a good enough supply of Ivermectin between them to cover everyone.

But if they start going into local hospitals in large numbers, the locals will not be too happy about their presence.

OTOH, while they are in the hospital, their abandoned trucks could be towed away. Guess that's one way to clear them out.

[Achilleaze]

17. Republican whiners gonna whine

[IronLionZion]

27. Deep state is diabolical

by targeting mainly unvaccinated unmasked hard working salt of the earth "real Americans" with COVID. COVID doesn't take down quite as many vaccinated people because that's how the globalists designed it.

[Emile]

30. Wait until they find out about covid penis, then they'll have a reason

to be outraged at themselves!

[AZLD4Candidate]

40. COVID penis for their micro-penis! If there is a God, it is just!

[Siwsan]

31. I'll keep an eye on 'sorryantivaxxers.com' and 'Herman Cain Awardzz' (Facebook)

They posted an already long list of truckers who caught Covid, a few weeks back. And both sites are pretty good about finding these casses.

[AZLD4Candidate]

38. Wow. . .I don't just feel owned, I feel pwned! WTG, MAGAts!!!

You sure showed me a thing or two about a thing or two.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. COVIDIOTS on parade.

[Efilroft Sul]

45. Next on the History Channel, the series finale of "Virus Truckers."

[BlueIdaho]

49. Be sure to

Drink you piss, take your ivermectin, snort some Clorox and stand in front of a very bright light source.

[The Jungle 1]

50. Why don't they just stay in their trucks.

Oh so now they want help from science

[Initech]

54. Seriously this is the best way for this to end!

Succumbing to the very disease that they're calling a hoax and refusing to get vaccinated for! Bravo!

This is a failure so grand that it requires the John Oliver laugh:

[Joe Nation]

55. Karma baby! Karma!

You just can't beat karma.

[wryter2000]

56. I hope they all hang out together in the evenings

In a crowded hotel room with no masks.

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. I have been amazed at how truly owned I have been by them the last two years.

They have owned more than I ever thought possible. Their intellectual and moral superiority as they die in defiance of scientific conspiracy and libtard snowflakiness is beyond owning.

They've all really put me in my spot.

[gopiscrap]

59. Stupid fuckers

hope they all die!

[Blue Owl]

66. Softly and tenderly, Herman is calling...

[czarjak]

75. First Herm, then Rush. It's been a rough couple of years for The Rich White Guy Party.

[IronLionZion]

68. They're going viral, and their movements are going bowel

Ivermectin can help them get rid of any worms or intestinal lining. Thoughts and prayers

[lame54]

69. How many...

Clinics have they driven by that offer free vaccine shots?

[Hortensis]

72. Sure OTR Survival didn't say it was like getting "hit by a truck"?

Bless their hearts.