Josh Hawley Slams Ketanji Brown Jackson For Letting Pedophiles Like Himself Walk Free
Josh Hawley Slams Ketanji Brown Jackson For Letting Pedophiles Like Himself Walk Free
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WASHINGTONCalling attention to the U.S. Supreme Court nominees extremely troubling record, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) slammed Ketanji Brown Jackson Tuesday for letting pedophiles like himself walk free. There should be no room for leniency when it comes to sentencing depraved child sex offenders like me, said Hawley, who grilled the judge for failing to lock him securely behind bars in a super-maximum security prison where dangerous freaks like him belonged. This country isnt safe with people like me roaming around out there. Frankly, its sickening that Im even allowed in this room, let alone public office. Im literally looking at child porn on my phone right now, and whats she doing? Just sitting there. At press time, Hawley added it showed a disturbing lack of judgment that Jackson would even listen to him speak.
https://www.theonion.com/josh-hawley-slams-ketanji-brown-jackson-for-letting-ped-1848687154
And again... how far down did you read this before you realized it was satire?