Trump says "he would send nuclear submarines up and down Russia's coast to pressure Putin"!

[imanamerican63]

Wait, what? I thought they were best of buddies? Actually he probably give them to Putin?

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. He's lying, of course.

If Trump was President, the war indeed would have been over in 3 days. We'd be out of NATO and Trump Co. would be building their Moscow Tower, right by those beautiful golden bubbles.

[PortTack]

2. What coast??!!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. The coast by Alaska apparently.

TDFG does not know hos geography.

[imanamerican63]

6. Well, Sarah Palin can get ride to Putin's house from her home?

[imanamerican63]

4. Wait for it?

It’s time to break out the SHARPIE PENS!

[PortTack]

21. Oh toooo funnieee

[markpkessinger]

20. Well, there's its Pacific Coast, which is over 5,600 from Moscow . . .

. . . or it could be its northern coast, which lies above the article circle. Good luck with that this time of year, Donald!

[Chainfire]

5. Yes, and he would probably have them all surface in sight of the Russian Navy.

That damn clown needs to remember where he is and what a loser he is, and just STFU.

He should be comfortable in the knowledge, that somewhere in a deep trench in the middle of the Atlantic, that some sailor is, today, changing the oil, lubing the ball-joints and kicking the tires on our missiles.

[bullimiami]

7. Shut up you big bag of sewer gas.

[JHB]

8. Point 1: Trump would never tell Putin something like that...

...because he wouldn't be able to detach his lips from Vlad's anatomy enough to make the sounds;

Point 2: Didn't he make a big stink about "telling the other guy what you're planning"; and

Point 3: The subs already do that. It's what they're for. The Russians already know that. Posturing and saying it loudly just marks you as an idiot.

[Hekate]

9. TFG sounds nuttier than squirrel poop

[regnaD kciN]

10. Would he paint Chinese flags on them first..?

[rickford66]

11. A nuclear sub is useless if you know where it is.

Trump of course is clueless.

[NCjack]

12. If only you had no bone spurs -- you would have been a great battle commander.

[BluesRunTheGame]

13. Probably something like this...

[PortTack]

22. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹

[yardwork]

14. We already have subs up and down their coast.

Yiu would think the former commander in chief would know that.

[Mr.Bill]

19. Only if they told him.

[Grasswire2]

15. There's speculation that he thinks Russia is in the middle coast of Africa.

Hence the "up and down"

[imanamerican63]

16. Sharpie pen will change that?

[Mr.Bill]

17. This shows they probably

never told Trump we usually have nuclear submarines there as well as other strategic locations.

Does he think we have them all docked somewhere until someone threatens us?

[Emile]

18. One only needs to look at Trump's stellar Vietnam War record

for the truth!

[Septua]

23. Trump wouldn't do shit...

..if he was president, because he wouldn't have a clue. Well, he'd ask Jerrod or Bannon or Flynn or somebody what to do, which would probably be wrong.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. TFG is an asshole and an idiot