If any here have any contacts among Rep. Boebert's staff, please let them know that I have

[Atticus]

a whole truckload of sailboat fuel for which I haven't got a buyer. She seems like someone who might be interested in it and no reasonable offer will be refused.

[Caliman73]

1. She'd jump at it.

[Turbineguy]

2. Is that

hot or cold sailboat fuel? Viscosity and density is important!

[Atticus]

3. Don't know about viscosity, but density is what she's known for, so--- nt

[lapfog_1]

4. I think she is in the market for a screen door

for her small submarine.

[blueinredohio]

5. She would probably want a DVD rewinder.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. I think she's got enough sailboat fuel to last a lifetime

[hvn_nbr_2]

7. I think you misspelled her name. Isn't it Lauren Dotard? nt

[Hekate]

8. A "dotard" is an old person, a "senile" person. Another pun on her name is required.

[myccrider]

9. Would that be HOT sailboat fuel? 😏 n/t