Sly joke from Ukraine:

[tblue37]

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A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict btw Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."

[Enter stage left]

1. It sounds & looks like Russia had better hope NATO doesn't get involved.

Russia will lose big time if NATO says Russia breached article 5 of the NATO agreement.

I understand the implications of nuclear war...but we MUST draw a red line in the sand.

Bullies must be hit "first, fast & finally" to make them understand.

If you don't make the bully pay an incredibly painful & humiliating price, they won't stop.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

4. THIS

[gratuitous]

2. Old joke about the Nitwits vs. the Dimwits football game

At halftime, with the score still tied 0-0, the Nitwits decided to quit. Just before the final gun, the Dimwits scored.

[dchill]

3. That's about the size of it. No joke necessary.

[mitch96]

5. Reminds me of a Finnish Joke about the winter war of 1939 against the russians.

I modified it a bit for current events...
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A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 2022 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Ukrainian soldier is better than ten Russian".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Ukrainian is better than one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Ukrainian voice calls out again: "One Ukrainian is better than one thousand Russians!"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought...
Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There's two of them."

[Delphinus]

6. That's rich!

Thank you.