Someone should confirm Clarence Thomas' well-being.

[Baitball Blogger]

I think it's safe to say that the Republicans aren't beyond setting up a Weekend at Bernies scenario.

FoxNews could be trusted to post pictures and video of the many Thomas sightings.

[Effete Snob]

1. Along with his long form birth certificate?

How about cutting off a finger and mailing it to the Washington Post.

Fly drones around his house and point cameras in the windows.

Good golly.

[Hortensis]

13. Maybe local DUers could rush their residence in a mob then

search inside, taking selfies and calling, "Clarence, where are you?"

Good golly.

[Effete Snob]

14. Definitely a job for the Cyber Ninjas

Get some of those "ballot auditors" on the case.

[Hortensis]

15. Or our peculiar new "heroes" in Anonymous, with Russian intelligence assistance.

The ballot auditors don't seem real good at finding stuff, but I do love imagining them poking around the Thomas's house.

[Effete Snob]

19. These guys

https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/2021/08/colorado-election-conspiracy-group-going-door-to-door-in-search-of-phantom-ballots/38866/

Colorado Election Conspiracy Group Going Door-to-Door in Search of ‘Phantom Ballots’

Members of a QAnon-linked election fraud conspiracy group — some of whom are armed — are knocking on doors of voters across Colorado, attempting to find evidence of voter fraud.

The group, called the U.S. Election Integrity Plan (USEIP), states unequivocally that the 2020 election was stolen and that members “do not consent to be governed by those elected through fraud.”

Volunteers are going door-to-door all over the state, including Mesa, El Paso, and Weld counties, using public voter lists to identify precincts from which they believe ballots were fraudulently cast and asking residents to confirm their addresses, whether they participated in the 2020 election, and if so how they cast their vote.

[Hortensis]

20. How perfectly horrible. This one wins. If only!

[Hoyt]

2. This does look suspicious.

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=qb4AnUgSWIBc1STCLWiOKQ

[maxrandb]

5. Yeah, and they paid dearly for that, didn't they?

Oh, that's right, they shoved the Hand-Maiden down our throats for a lifetime appointment.

[Baitball Blogger]

10. LOL!

[LiberatedUSA]

3. This exact type of thread was all over the rightwing sites...

…about RBG anytime she got sick. They even did the comparison to Weekend at Bernies and made a meme with it.

[agingdem]

6. I don't give a damn if he dies or retires...

I want him off the court...Thomas Sewer said "judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes"...so allow me to paraphrase "judge Clarence Thomas not only by his odious decisions, but by his wife's despicable deeds..

[Hortensis]

12. Same here. It'd be great if this signaled failing health, but

nothing to count on.

Ginni's been a very dishonorable, dishonest, outspoken RW extremist their entire marriage, a walking betrayal of many of the most important principles of the constitution. It'd be a mistake not to examine her in evaluating him.

[Effete Snob]

7. .

We had "Melania's body double" here a while back.

Fun times.

[Deuxcents]

8. RBG n her family were upfront with her health issues

Did we go a week w/o any communication? Comparing her w/ his issues piss me off. The right is usually always wrong

[Baitball Blogger]

11. +1

[maxrandb]

4. Did Putin send him some tea?

[BlackSkimmer]

9. NYTimes says he was discharged this morning.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/25/us/politics/justice-clarence-thomas-hospital-discharged.html

[jcgoldie]

16. Thomas has been Weekend at Bernies on the bench for 30 years

Easiest man in America to replace with a corpse and no-one would know the difference.

[Chainfire]

17. The man needs a post mortem, no matter how strongly he objects.

Could we start a fund raiser to pay for it?

[hunter]

18. Body doubles for human vegetables...

... is there an internet site where you can buy one?