Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack. He has not appeared at official events.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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Was it from natural causes?

BREAKING: ⚡️ Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack. Therefore, he has not appeared at official events since mid-March,” writes Anton Gerashchenko, adviser to the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine.

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[ret5hd]

1. That sometimes happens when there's a 9mm hole in it.

[rurallib]

2. probably happened when he was being held by the ankles

out of a fourth floor window of a motel room

[2naSalit]

13. Or on the way to the pavement.

I understand he had a very stressful job.

[bullimiami]

3. yeah. heart attack.

heart attacks. trying to fly out windows. poisoning. mysterious death.

just another day in russia.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Really??

How convenient! Just when things were going so well too.

[Zambero]

5. Generals are a dime a dozen in Russia these days

Cannon fodder at the front, or "heart attack".

[meow2u3]

6. Sergei Shoigu suffered a heart attack, all right

Foreign matter, be it poison, a bullet, or other means of attacking the heart.

[48656c6c6f20]

7. Maybe he had heart attack after tea with Vlad?

[ck4829]

8. Wait, it was pancreatitis. Wait, it was an abdominal rupture. Wait, it was a head injury

[Takket]

9. Was that before or after he fell out of a window?

Honestly I can’t believe Putin’s inner circle hasn’t killed him yet. They all know that eventually he’ll have them executed, right?

[gordianot]

10. By now I expect Putin has a nuclear trip cord with push button-

Something happens to me and you all die- Get too close to me at my table and you will be sorry.

[HipChick]

11. Was it induced?...

Lay down with fleas and all that..

[Midnight Writer]

14. Golly, that's terrible. I hope he's OK.