Stephen King's description of TFG:

[tblue37]

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[FakeNoose]

1. He's being way too kind

Come on, Stephen, let Chump really have it.

[Stargleamer]

2. Apt though this description might be

it neglects to mention Trump's criminality. Mob bosses must look on in jealous awe, as the watch him evade justice for his numerous crimes.

[gaskinite]

3. While King's description is accurate

tRump should be in a super max with no access to the media and Big Macs.

[HubertHeaver]

11. Let him have all the Big Macs he wants.

Wait, that could be considered cruel and unusual.

[Emile]

4. Come on Stephen tell us how you really feel!

[The Unmitigated Gall]

5. Time to buy another King Book.

[peppertree]

6. Interspersed with word salad, brain farts, bombast, and outright lies

Like right-wing radio itself.

[DeeDeeNY]

7. Person woman man camera tv

TFG said that showed how smart he was

[calimary]

8. Hard to believe there were ever voters as dumb as those who

thought he was presidential material.

[EYESORE 9001]

9. The two radio stations his brain is between

One is spouting RW hate and the other is hawking pecker-enlargement pumps.

[DallasNE]

10. And The Stations Trump Is Between Are Playing

Gospel Music and Twilight Zone.

[Faux pas]

12. Kickin'