I'm just saying, in the aftermath of last night's Academy Awards show, Chris Rock is probably

[Baitball Blogger]

glad it was Will Smith who open-handed slapped him, instead of Jada Pinkett Smith who would of GI Jane'd all over his face.

[Johnny2X2X]

1. And Will Smith is lucky it was Chris Rock

And not someone closer to Will's own size, like say Michael B. Jordan. Of course Smith probably would have shown some restraint if it was someone who could fight back.

[jrthin]

2. That's the only reason Will did it. Chris Rock is smaller that him. nt

[DenaliDemocrat]

5. He wouldn't have hit The Rock lol

He only pulled that because Chris is smaller

[Deep State Witch]

3. Fish Mooney

She'd have gone all Fish Mooney over him. (Her character on "Gotham", who was a mob boss.)

[LexVegas]

4. She GI Jane'd all over August Alsina's face. nt

[Sympthsical]

6. Shots fired!

Smith just put the Streisand effect on blast with that.

It's everywhere this morning. I knew a little bit about that mess from cultural osmosis, but not with the granular detail I now do today.

So, well done there.

[LexVegas]

10. The women hosting made fun of their sham marriage and he didn't slap anybody for that.

[HipChick]

7. Chris now has material for years...

I don't see him letting this go...

[catsudon]

9. New South Park episode: The pursuit of Slappiness

Will Smith tracks down everyone that says something bad on Social Media and slaps them in public while repeatedly saying “keep my wife’s name out your mouth”. Cartman is a huge fan of the Pursuit of Happiness and wants to meet Will Smith so he tweets out some horrid insult at Jada. While they’re in town, Jada meets Kyle and tries to hook up with him. Chaos ensues.

[Paladin]

11. And his career would now be over and done with...

...if the Smith's had held a press conference this morning, detailing Ms. Smith's medical condition and calling out Rock for his piss-poor attempt at a joke. I hope Will Smith cherishes that newly-acquired Oscar of his---and I hope he never gets a chance at another one. Giving aid and comfort to the nation's racists ought to carry a significant price.

[leftstreet]

8. She'll end up taking the blame for all of it

Women do. Already people are debating whether the slap was justified, did Chris Rock know about her condition, did she goad Smith into doing it

ugh

We'll probably never know. But at the end of the day it was a dick move by Smith. He thrust her condition into the media spotlight when it's up to her to choose the venue for that conversation. (I didn't know about it - I see a beautiful rich woman with no hair I figure it's a fashion statement.)

[BlackSkimmer]

12. I think his reaction was more about him. His masculinity was threatened because of the joke.

Pathetic.