Hey, Joe- call the poor guy, give him a break will you!

[packman]

[True Dough]

1. Like dealing with this little fuckwit

ranks in the top 100 things Joe Biden has on his plate.

Humble yourself, you murderous thug.

[thucythucy]

13. I doubt it ranks in the top million.

This could however be comedy gold.

Is there a Joe Biden impersonator out there who could call? String the little twerp along for five or ten minutes? Then call as Trump? Then as Putin?

Instant Twitter gold.

[MineralMan]

2. Why should he talk to you, you little pile of excrement?

Who the hell do you think you are?

[Atticus]

3. How could ANYONE have a phone conversation with a piss ant? nt

[Totally Tunsie]

4. Hey Kyle - How much of a man are you

without your AR-15? You'll never be a fraction of the man Joe Biden is.

[Nikossitti]

5. What?

He now fancies himself relevant in the affairs of the world? A celebrity? This brat deserves just what he’s getting—ignored!

[MyOwnPeace]

19. No, what he DESERVES.......

is 3 life sentences with NO chance of parole.

[BlueJac]

6. Why would Joe waste one second on you?

Grow up!

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. Ask him if his refrigerator is running. nt

[MuseRider]

8. Oh come on Joe,

what else do you have to do? We all saw how the former guy was able to socialize almost constantly and he used those people as advisors. Why not this little man who thinks he is important because he is a murderer? Bet the former guy would use his advice and bring him in a hamberder or four (growing boy).

Really, everything on the planet is running smoothly thanks to the former guy and his "boyfriend" in Russia, what else do you have to do but twiddle your thumbs? Everything was left in perfect condition for you.

Sorry, been outside working and now looking at that smug, pretentious murderer is making me angry.

[Jilly_in_VA]

9. He's delusional

He thinks he's George Zimmerman. Not even that much. Drop him with the Russian army. He'll fit right in.

[keithbvadu2]

10. Still waiting for Kyle Rittenhouse to go fight in Ukraine.

Surely they have a used car lot that needs defending.

Kyle would probably join Putin's army.

[Totally Tunsie]

11. Joe has "people" for that.

Sit by your phone waiting for that call, Kyle. I'd bet it wouldn't be the first time you've had to do that.

[Emile]

12. Guns down people in a city street and now he has this inflated idea he is important.

What a stupid jerk!

[Demovictory9]

29. exactly

[PatSeg]

14. My god, that is so pathetic

Someone is a little full of himself. Why would the President want to talk to him?

[Duncan Grant]

15. He has idolized police his entire life. The Prez should just obey his orders.

Kyle’s kinda grandiose for a guy who completed 1 semester of high school, killed 2 men (so far) and injured another. He’s a menace.

[dalton99a]

16. NEXT: Republicans impeach Biden for not returning Rittenhouse's phone calls

Republicans impeach Biden for saying Putin is a war criminal

[11 Bravo]

17. Dear Kyle, there's a pay phone at the intersection of Hill Ave. and Forest Blvd. in ...

the Washington Park section of East St. Louis. Be there at midnight this coming Saturday night, and I'll give you a call. Come alone, and be sure to wear your best "White Power" T-shirt.
Can't wait to speak to you in person!

Sincerely,
Joe Biden

[SmallFry]

18. Thankfully, Biden isn't as petty as I am.

"Hey Kyle, if TFG ever finds himself on the street needing medical help, I'll give you a call. Thanks, your buddy Joe."

[gratuitous]

20. Kyle: Have you tried calling Kim Jong-Un?

He's probably feeling pretty lonely these days now that the guy he fell in love with isn't in the White House anymore. Kim would probably take your call, Kyle.

[usonian]

21. Call him, Joe!

Congratulations, Kyle.

You have been selected for service.

Since you are too indiscriminate for the infantry, we have selected you for mine-clearing.

Report at 0600 tomorrow morning.

[ananda]

22. Can't believe this is news. He should be in jail for life.

Period.

[BlackSkimmer]

23. Oh good lord.

[UTUSN]

24. Bwah!1

[Poiuyt]

25. "Who does a guy have to kill to talk to the President?"

[Talitha]

26. Kyle - - that boy just ain't right...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. Carnival Cruz is also upset

Link to tweet

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. "They're the same picture."

Link to tweet