Trump brags of hole-in-one while the world deteriorates

[Cyrano]

So TFG poked his head up from his rancid sewer and claims he made a hole-in-one.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/29/trump-claims-hole-in-one-florida-golf-club

War, famine, pestilence and death, the "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse," are once again ravaging humanity. And the Malignant Madman of Mar-a-Lago thinks that anyone cares that he made a hole-in-one? If he did make one. (And, yeah, his MAGAts are probably drinking toasts to the greatness of their would-be-fuhrer.)

But in case any further proof was needed that a totally insane being inhabited the White House for four years, this has to be it. And that he's still a factor in the 2024 presidential race demonstrates that a widespread sickness has seeped deeply into our democracy.

[Blue Owl]

1. Golf clap

Little Donny is special... so very special...

[doc03]

2. Just one hole in one, I figured he got those every day.

He got in a lot of practice on our money.

[Cyrano]

3. Yep. Enough monkeys on enough keyboards and one will

end up writing "Hamlet."

[FM123]

4. What a piece of work.

He can't stand that his granddaughter won a golf tournament the other day and has to brag about a hole-in-one to steal her shine.

[ironflange]

5. You know him

He hits it to within four feet and calls it an ace. Probably on a mulligan, too.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

6. There's a 1:3000 chance of being struck by lightning while on a golf course--

..just saying...

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[lagomorph777]

7. Mar A Guano has a hole in one

an a-hole.

[keithbvadu2]

8. Did all of his fellow golfers verify it?

They were with him.

[llmart]

9. They probably were paid to confirm it.

Someone posted a video clip of it yesterday, but there was no video from when he actually took the shot - only once a ball was in the cup and his lard ass had to bend over to pick it out of the cup, which he could barely do.

I wouldn't believe anything out of his mouth or anyone who is a hanger on for him.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

10. I am a golf fan, though rapidly becoming an ex-golf fan...

I thought Ernie Els had some sense and was one of the good guys. I guess not if he's showing up in March 2021 - after these nightmarish last 5 1/2 years - to play golf with Comrade Covfefe.

Nope. Just another loser with a nice golf swing. And it's the people like him who are turning me off to the sport. Golf is a good walk spoiled by too many MAGAts.