It's a genuine miracle that Candace has made it 32 years without losing a foot in a toilet

[Celerity]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. I LOL'd so hard I scared my cat.

"It's a genuine miracle that Candace has made it 32 years without losing a foot in a toilet."
'

[KentuckyWoman]

3. I can one up you.

There is a stuffed cat (plush toy) on the other side of the bed. I jerked so hard when I busted up that it slung off onto the floor.


I scared a fake cat.

[Ocelot II]

4. And I just scared my real cat again when I laughed about your fake cat.

[Celerity]

5. lolol

[vercetti2021]

2. Wait shes only a year older than me?

Dude...what the fuck? I was hoping my generation would be smarter than this

[Celerity]

7. Candace Amber Owens Farmer (born April 29, 1989)

[Grins]

6. "...criminals ditch their phones"? Is that why Trump uses burner phones?

Candy…..?

[lastlib]

8. Candy-Ass Owens doesn't have game to play in the bigs.

She needs to go play with the little kids.

[BradAllison]

9. It's amazing a stray plastic bag or a metal utensil in a light socket didn't take her life yet. n/m

[NutmegYankee]

10. Someone should remind here that phones don't need to broadcast a radio signal.

It can travel in wires...

[struggle4progress]

11. The ass and his purchaser: Putin's American pals

By S.E. CUPP
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS |
MAR 22, 2022 AT 12:00 PM

... Candace Owens, who’s sad girls aren’t taught how to make their husbands a sandwich anymore, shared with her Twitter followers that Ukraine “wasn’t a thing until 1989.” Ukraine is indeed older than Taylor Swift, but Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Anne Applebaum was all of us when she retorted, “Behold the face of pure ignorance.”

Owens also insists “WE are at fault” for Putin’s war of aggression in Ukraine, so just “STOP talking about Russia” and invade Canada instead.

But it was her “Russian Lives Matter” tweet that got her a retweet from the Russian Embassy ...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=post&forum=1002&pid=16580127