Well, recently in SC we have had a police chief telling people not to engage in hanky-panky

[raccoon]

Well, recently in SC we have had a police chief telling people not to engage in hanky-panky in the park in the Upstate (Greer, SC). We’ve had a shooting in the Midlands (Columbia). And another shooting in the Lowcountry in Hampton County (Furman, SC).

Maybe it would be a good idea if all the police chiefs encouraged people to engage in hanky-panky in the parks. At least it’s better than a shooting.

[Achilleaze]

1. #HankyPankyNow going viral

You've started a mass movement, raccoon. #HankyPanky could be bigger than the Hula Hoops craze.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. Surely I can't be the only person who immediately thought of this:

Tommy James & The Shondells Hanky Panky
15,584 views Nov 6, 2015

oldies channel
1.07K subscribers

[spanone]

3. Yep, me too!

[Chainfire]

4. The right wingers will tell you that you don't have a constitutional right to Hanky Panky

but you do have a Constitutional right to carry guns.

[Chainfire]

5. The right wingers will tell you that you don't have a constitutional right to Hanky Panky

but you do have a Constitutional right to carry guns.

[lapfog_1]

6. Hanky Panky

[sanatanadharma]

7. Hanky-Panky comes and goes

Passion wanes with age or relations, hanky-panky passes in time.
Whereas, guns are forever.

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Wasn't that a dance in the 1920s?

If not, it should have been.