I have so many questions about testicle tanning that I don't know where to ask.

[milestogo]

What kind of UV light is it?

Is it appropriate to use sunscreen?

How often does one do this?

Are there tanning salons that offer this or do you have to use the device in Tucker's video?

Is the device available on Amazon?

Can you get the same effect by using a bronzer?

[MineralMan]

1. I'm not even...

However it should be "scrotal tanning." Light can't get to the actual testicles.

[yardwork]

8. If the Democrats had funded Trump's UV therapy for Covid we'd have this solved!

Trump tried to tell us. We didn't listen and now look. No way to insert UV light into testicles.

[MineralMan]

16. LOL! Exactly.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. Tanning one's testicles would be an interesting trick ...

Scrotum-tanning seems a lot more practical.

For that, I recommend Pirate's Cove nestled between Avila and Pismo Beach on the CA Central Coast.

Best to do your sack-tanning au naturale.

[Docreed2003]

15. Lol...came to post the same thing

The hedges definitely have to be trimmed first to get the full effect of tanning.

[Ohio Joe]

3. ok... I've missed something...

Can't wait to find out what it is

[milestogo]

4. #testicletanning now trending on twitter thanks to Tucker Carlson

It's hilarious.

Link to tweet

[MiHale]

5. Sunscreen...Apply Liberally...

Piss off a conservative.

[LiberatedUSA]

6. Hope it doesn't lead to cancer.

[raccoon]

7. Maybe try the microwave? Nt

[Achilleaze]

9. Check with the Repubes. They study shit like this

so they can be considered "cool" when they make the scene at the Republican drug-and-sex orgies.

[SmallFry]

10. Tucker said that sunscreen for testicle tanning is like rabbits in children's books.

Might lead you to masturbation. So Tucker recommends staying away from sunscreen and children's books in order to avoid arousal.

[mainer]

11. Let them roast those nuts away.

I'm fine with sterilizing idiots.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. It seems Ra of Earth, a major expert of internet thought...

has found that "perineum sunning" for 15 minutes raises your vitamin D more than a whole day with your clothes on.

A lot if this depends on cloud cover and how soon you get arrested for such sunbathing in Central Park.

Metaphysical Meagan has discovered that such sunbathing has brought her better sleep and higher sexual energy.

What does Dr. Tucker believe the advantages are?

[lagomorph777]

13. I hear that tanneries sell them as a delicacy.

Like prairie oysters, only more chewy.

[Brother Buzz]

14. Do you need to iron and flatten the scrotum before sunning, and what iron setting? Wool?

Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.

[milestogo]

17. Iron setting is "delicate", at least for the first time.

After that it probably doesn't matter.

[BlackSkimmer]

18. I assume this has to do with some right wing crap.

I can’t believe how many threads I’ve seen about this.

So now I know that some here are obsessed with what Fox says, and some are obsessed with male genitalia.

Really an eye opening day.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. If it's like a regular tanning booth, that's not some place you'd want to develop skin cancer.

[renate]

20. Actually, red light therapy is pretty legit for some uses

A family member with Parkinson’s uses it and we’ve definitely noticed a cognitive improvement over the way he was before he started using it.