Jeff Tiedrich tweet on testicle tanning:

[tblue37]

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never irradiated my balls because some soft pampered fish stick heir said it would make me a real man

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[asiliveandbreathe]

1. You do know someone is going to do this..like bleach, and shining light light..

ivermectin..a real man meeting tuck'ims..tuck'ims would tuck 'em,

[SoCalDavidS]

3. Going To Do This?

I'm sure you're behind, no pun intended, in that prediction.

[SergeStorms]

11. Just got back from tanning my junk.

I expected a crowd at "Big Tom's Testicle Tannery and Hardware Store", but there was hardly anyone there at all.

Tanned the "boys" up pretty good, but I think I'm going to go the Trump route and get the spray-on tan instead. I just don't have the time to devote to testicle tanning. Who has a half hour every day to devote to roasting their nuts?

Not me, I'll tell you that.

[lunatica]

20. LOL!

[paleotn]

14. I hoped the bleach thing would take out most of them...

Unfortunately not.

[Midnight Writer]

2. A real man would brown his balls in a skillet of hot grease.

[dchill]

5. Right? Why aren't THEY doing it?

[IronLionZion]

9. Maybe they're just not manly enough to do it

[dchill]

17. What I'm sayin'!

[IronLionZion]

18. There's only one way for them to prove they are a real man

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deep fry in skillet or a deep fryer, but it needs to be golden brown like chicken.

[dchill]

19. Works for me!

[paleotn]

6. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[SergeStorms]

13. You mean you dont?

Maybe I'm more of a trend setter than I thought.

[lunatica]

21. LOL!

[Initech]

4. It's fearmongering disguised as an infomercial.

All this is doing is hawking garbage products that wouldn't sell otherwise. So they elevate the fearmongering and that helps them sell stupid shit to gullible people that otherwise wouldn't sell. This is what Alex Jones does on a daily basis. Anyone who can't see that this is just snake oil is a damn fool and deserves what they get.

[Maggiemayhem]

7. I know about Tucker Carlson

Who is the fish stick heir

[IronLionZion]

16. It's a reference to his family's connection to Swanson Enterprises

They don't own the brand anymore but still have the family fortune.

[IronLionZion]

8. I'm strangely OK with stupid people getting sunburned balls

If actor Josh Brolin can have a sunburned butthole and Shailene Woodley has sunburned her vagina enough times to warn others about it, then MAGAts are welcome to own the libs by burning their own balls if they want.

[Nanuke]

10. I laughed so hard when I read this.

I dropped my tablet and husband had to come from the other room to see what was so funny.

[paleotn]

12. An outbreak of testicular melanoma is just around the corner.

[SergeStorms]

15. They could always go to....

the Donald Trump Brand (patent pending) Spray-On Testicle Tanning Booth at their local RNC office.