Tucker Carlson want to laser his balls to enhance his toxic masculinity?

[question everything]

https://democraticunderground.com/1016320775

Also

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/tucker-carlson-says-men-should-try-testicle-tanning-to-boost-testosterone-levels-but-the-science-behind-red-light-therapy-is-flawed/ar-AAWkNLF

[Ocelot II]

1. Balls? Tucker Carlson?

[dweller]

2. Somebody

lend him a penlight …



✌🏻

[Bluethroughu]

3. Lmao!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. Tucker's obsession with masculinity

[LuckyCharms]

5. Here's how to fix Tucker Carlson's bullshit.

The Lincoln Project should start a counter-narrative which states that screaming at your balls through an electronic bull horn works better to enhance your masculinity than merely tanning your balls. Get naked, stand on a rock, turn up the bull horn to full volume, point it down at your balls, and just start screaming at your balls.

HEY, BALLS!

HOW'S IT HANGIN'?

GET IT?

I SAID "HEY BALLS, HOW'S IT HANGIN'?

GET IT?

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET IT?

OK THEN, BALLS. THAT MEANS YOU'RE STUPID, DOESN'T IT?

STUPID BALLS.

Then, fart loudly through the bullhorn.

Get someone from the Lincoln Project to present this idea with a straight face to the nation. Then, show a trailer of someone performing the above actions, while directly contrasting it with Carlson's trailer. In the new and improved trailer, maybe have two guys on either side of the ball screamer. One guy could be flipping a bicycle tire over, and the other guy could be drinking his own urine from a sippy cup labeled " man piss" with a Sharpie, and after taking a big swig of piss, he could look into the camera after just experiencing the delicious taste of his urine, lick his lips, and say "mmmmm testosterone". Have a split screen comparing the new and improved trailer to Carson's trailer.

The Lincoln Project guy who narrates the new trailer would be named Busker Harlson. Play the new trailer every 15 minutes.

I bet if that was done, Carlson would stop his bullshit pretty quickly.

[question everything]

9. While wearing a bow tie (He used to)

[Wicked Blue]

6. Self-spaying

Excellent idea

Keeps the fascio-psychos from reproducing

[usonian]

7. Correction please. Thats Taser, not Laser. nt

[dlk]

8. Carlson is showing himself to be quite the perv

Disgusting doesn’t even begin to cover it.

[KentuckyWoman]

10. I plan to encourage every Republican man I ever meet to do so.

On fact, heating up the testicles should start for conservative males at the age of 14 to be sure they are as manly as possible during those "boink everything in sight" years.

God's gift to the world.

[jmowreader]

11. If he wants to laser his balls...

...I can think of far more effective laser systems than that thing in the video.

My recommendation is a nice 15,000-watt fiber laser system. It'll snip those offending orbs right off and solve thousands of problems in a fraction of a second.

[DBoon]

12. since when does that bow-tied dweeb get to lecture anyone on masculinity?

[Celerity]

13. The Gonads - Tuckers Ruckers Aint No Suckers

Label: Secret Records (8) – SEC 2
Format:
Vinyl, LP, Compilation
Country: UK
Released: 1981
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk, Oi