TooLoose LeTruck: Too good to not read
https://www.emptywheel.net/2022/04/21/three-things-dead-deader-deadest/#comment-933023
But please read the whole thread. There are some brilliant (and some not) posters there.
TooLoose LeTruck says:
April 21, 2022 at 8:38 pm
In honor of dead Russian generals
He Was the Very Model of A Russian Major-General*
He was the very model of a Russian Major-General,
With knowledge biological, nuclear, and chemical,
He knew the czars of Russia, great battles territorial
Kulikovo to Stalingrad, so famous in memorial;
A highly educated man, proud son of Mother Russia,
Keen to take the fight abroad, if needed into Prussia,
Hed studied all the theories and memorized the tactics,
The ideal one to send to fight the Nazi drug fanatics;
The battle started well that day until the Javelin struck,
Blowing up the generals tank and the generals luck,
And now hes headed home in a mood quite funereal,
He was the very model of a Russian Major-General.
*with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan
I am horrified and furious at what the Ukrainians are suffering thru
I can even muster some sympathy for Russian conscripts who dont want to be there
I feel ZERO pity for dead Russian generals.
Sometimes when I see a video of a Russian helicopter being shot down, or a tank erupting in flames, I find myself cheering
and then I realize I just watched several human beings die a horrible, ugly death, too
and I feel sick to my stomach
But when a Russian general bites it? Im fine w/ that