Republicans accidentally agree to banning the bible from public schools!

[Emile]

Republicans Accidentally Agree To Banning The Bible From Schools After Hearing About Its Content

Book banning has been a major topic of conversation in the United States as of late. Texas is pulling scores of titles from shelves, a Tennessee school board unanimously voted to remove a graphic novel about the Holocaust from its curriculum, and, well, conservatives are pretty much always trying to get books with LGBTQ+ characters and about racism removed from reach.

The Good Liars duo decided to go out and find a couple of conservatives on the street to see how they felt about the Christian Bible remaining so accessible to children, and the scenarios did not disappoint.
“There’s a book that we’ve seen that’s in libraries in lots of schools that features a story of two daughters having sex with their dad,” Jason Selvig said to a couple, one of whom was wearing a MAGA hat.

In another clip, Davram Stiefler elaborates to a different women wearing an American flag pin: “They get their dad drunk to have sex with him.”

The reactions of all three people are strictly negative, with the couple immediately agreeing the book in question needs to be banned from schools.

https://god.dailydot.com/republicans-ban-bible/

[Achilleaze]

1. Putin made the Republicans do it

Or maybe it was Satan?

In any event, you certainly can't expect Republicans to take responsibility. They don't do that.

[Chainfire]

2. It can be attributed to Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop!

[Ray Bruns]

4. Was it Satan?

[patphil]

6. Putin is a satan; so is Trump...there's a lot of them out there.

[Traildogbob]

11. All us that

Got vaxxed, now have Satan DNA in us. Maybe not be so quick to demonize Satan. Family.

[patphil]

14. A satan isn't a demon. Satan's are satans. Demons are demons.

Demons are 5th dimensional dark Archangels.
Satan's are 6th dimensional dark Lords.
Devils are 4th dimensional dark Angels.

And, you don't have satanic DNA in you unless one of your parents is a Satan, or your spirit is satanic. You can't get it from a vaccine.
For instance, Donald Trump Jr. has satanic DNA from his father.

[Traildogbob]

17. FFS

I know the DNA is not in vaccines. That’s the new Q bull shit. I was being sarcastic. I
believed science, not Satan Or evil angels.

[XacerbatedDem]

13. And guess who owns the sign of the Beast...

666 Fifth Ave.

Satan's son-in-law.

[exboyfil]

3. Dad offering up his daughters to a mob to be raped

A woman drinking a cup of fornication (a particular brand of porn now days).

Referring to amount of ejaculation and equating it to a horse

Multiple references to breasts and sex organs in a love poem

Ordering a pregnant woman whose husband suspects committed adultery to undergo a process which very likely will kill both the fetus and the woman (wait they may in favor of that one)

[Emile]

16. That's some sick shit!

[keithbvadu2]

5. We don't need dirty books. We have the Bible.

We don't need dirty books. We have the Bible.

[IronLionZion]

7. There is horrible stuff in the bible

like violence, murder, rape, incest, etc. I would agree with banning it from schools.

[packman]

8. Don't forget the infanticide also --

Betrayal, father being told by his god to kill his son, and - well, we could go on. But, it is a "Holy" book about Stone Age/Bronze Age culture and such.

[AllaN01Bear]

10. i saw what you did there .

skeleton dance by disney.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. and the dad was "very active too also".

[ampm]

12. Wow! That's great

I've wondered if that was ever going to see the light of day. How about David or just the beginning of Genesis. I believe that it was written for men because God forgives all except, etc.

[lpbk2713]

15. "Keep Dihydrogen monoxide out of our schools."

"Save the children."


/pitchforks and torches/