Lauren Boebert makes a compelling argument for burning books

[True Dough]

Link to tweet

[rsdsharp]

1. Sure to be another bulk sale bestseller.

[True Dough]

2. I wonder

if it was written in crayon?

[dchill]

3. Red, White and Blue!

[rsdsharp]

7. Yes.

But not by her.

[gratuitous]

13. Heck, it's not even written

This is an ad for the pre-order, which I'm guessing means "If we get enough suckers to sign up sight unseen, we might actually produce a book." And by "produce," I mean feeding three or four of Ann Coulter's leftover turds into a shredder and pasting together handfuls of the bits and pieces to make Lauren's answer to "Finnegan's Wake."

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Like Sarah Palin's book, it will be sold for $3 at Ollies in just a few weeks.

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Of course, some PAC will buy a shit load to make the NYT Best Seller's List.

Amazing that a barely GED can 'write' a Best Seller in a few short months.

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[Atticus]

5. Is it true that chapter three is titled "Junk du Jour Alfresco: How I Met My Husband"? nt

[H2O Man]

6. Recommended.

Okay, I'm old and my ribs hurt from laughing so hard! Well done!

[True Dough]

10. It's the best medicine, H2O Man!

[madinmaryland]

8. It will be at dollar stores all across the Midwest and south in a matter of days!

[BootinUp]

9. Not fit for consumption based on all the evidence lol. Nt

[FoxNewsSucks]

11. Does it tell all the times her husband

waved his weenie at girls?

[keithbvadu2]

18. Under the heading of how she fell in love.

[smb]

12. Does The Chapter On Hubby Have Pop-Up Pages? nt

[aquamarina]

14. Hahahaha

Forward by Cancun Cruz. Good god

[Norbert]

15. I my buy it...

just to look for the misspelled words and run on sentences.

[PufPuf23]

16. Bet Boebert's book has not been written yet

Selling a book on pre-order pending not being re-elected.

Boebert doesn't want to miss the "sell a book" grift action.

Then maybe the book will be a best seller and Boebert re-elected.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. You have to buy the book to burn it

I prefer ignoring this idiot and her book