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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums'An Appeal from Brett Kavanaugh'
Andy Borowitz:
Speaking to reporters, Kavanaugh said that, after work last Friday, he dropped into a bar near the Supreme Court to have a few pops, and inadvertently forgot to take his briefcase when he left.
Kavanaugh, who appeared to have some difficulty reconstructing the time line of the evening, said that he arrived at the bar around seven and that it was ten, maybe ten-thirty when they asked me to leave.
The jurist was evasive when asked to describe the contents of his briefcase, saying only that it was work papers and junk that he would really like to have back.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kavanaugh-asks-if-anyone-has-seen-briefcase-he-accidentally-left-at-bar-last-week
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'An Appeal from Brett Kavanaugh' (Original Post)
kpete
May 2022
OP
Kavanaugh was fine until he went over to Aqua Buddha's place for some bongers.
LudwigPastorius
May 2022
#8
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)1. The mystery of the leak is solved then!
lark
(23,156 posts)2. Kavadrunk was at it again, overdrinking and not knowing what he did.
Is this just a lie to cover for Ginni or Alito doing this himself or is it the truth?
Kid Berwyn
(14,964 posts)3. Knew it was the Onion.
Kavanaugh doesnt go to bars. He boofs at home.
Wounded Bear
(58,713 posts)4. Not the Onion. Borowitz. Still funny...
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,567 posts)5. I love good satire
ShazzieB
(16,518 posts)6. Damn, it's Borowitz!
I was so hoping this was true! *weary sigh*
2Gingersnaps
(1,000 posts)7. Such are the times in which we live,
Borowitz and the Onion are joking.....or just laughing to keep from crying and confusing the hell out of sentient, normal human beings. Same as, but slightly different, as QAnon, only that just attracts the mean and stupid.
LudwigPastorius
(9,174 posts)8. Kavanaugh was fine until he went over to Aqua Buddha's place for some bongers.
After that, they got a twelver of malt liquor and a giant stuffed crust pizza.
Bo Zarts
(25,403 posts)9. Kavanaugh's beer math:
Xoan
(25,323 posts)10. I think it's more likely ...
Ginni Thomas in the study with a copier.
usonian
(9,877 posts)11. Maybe Andy Borowitz can find the phone booth
where some of them change from white robes to black ones.