Bette Midler has it covered

[bucolic_frolic]

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Maybe a license to discharge? Signed permits?

[Stuart G]

1. K and R

[TreasonousBastard]

2. "Fallopians" 🤣

[BidenRocks]

3. Every penis must be

Registered and insured for any and all consequences like pregnancy and stds.
This starts at puberty.

[RKP5637]

4. And DNA gotten for tracking purposes, as needed! n/t

[KS Toronado]

5. Yep, cover all bases

[momta]

6. A murder charge for every sperm flushed down the toilet...

At least for the idiot men who think I should be charged with murder when I have a miscarriage.

[erronis]

7. It ain't the penis, people. It's those sad sacks that are hanging around.

Lock those sad sacks up until the owner can demonstrate the ability to control them and to sign contracts to allow them to be be used.