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(21,578 posts)50 Shades Of Blue
(10,011 posts)70sEraVet
(3,504 posts)brush
(53,791 posts)The Roux Comes First
(1,299 posts)He smells like cow dung.
Botany
(70,518 posts)"If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have come
in 2nd."
Evolve Dammit
(16,743 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)or just a joke?
Marthe48
(16,975 posts)It circulated a few years ago after a Derby race. Too funny to leave on the shelf
Rhiannon12866
(205,541 posts)niyad
(113,353 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)I can just see it...
"I'm the biggest NASCAR fan in the world. No one's a bigger NASCAR fan than me."
"Okay, Mr. President, what's an Earnhardt Bar?"
"It's a chocolate bar with pecans and caramel. They're just fantastic. I eat them all the time."
"No, you knucklehead, an Earnhardt Bar is a piece of steel tubing in the middle of the windshield. It's called that because Dale Earnhardt rolled a car during a race in 1996 and the roof almost crushed him. The Earnhardt Bar keeps that from happening."
"Right. I knew that."
spanone
(135,844 posts)UTUSN
(70,711 posts)Response to FelineOverlord (Original post)
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Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)Especially an arrogant a-hole loser.