Christ is going to reign for governor in Idaho.

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1. Feed the hungry, house the homeless, and clothe the naked?

I suspect that stuff is too namby-pamby for toughgirl Janice. God's been dragging his holy feet getting Armageddon going, and Janice is here to hustle the old boy along.

[TheRealNorth]

3. Nope

Republican Geesus would shoot the hungry and homeless for being lazy moochers.

[Jilly_in_VA]

2. Isn't she a Moron

I mean a Mormon? Half the state of Idaho is....maybe more.

But there once was a county judge in Milwaukee, WI, by the name of Christ T. Seraphim. I kid you not. There may be someone here from Wisconsin who is old enough to back me up on that. I kinda doubt it though. It was quite some time ago.

[Sneederbunk]

4. Pharisee.

[Solly Mack]

5. The power of SPUDS compels you.

Stupid People Under Delusional Spells.