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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPlease Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours (McSweeney's)
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Timothy McSweeney
@mcsweeneys
"Protestors are surrounding my house and keeping me up at night, which is when I like to spend some quiet time alone, away from my conscience. So I am writing this to ask a favor: please respect my right to privacy while I completely destroy yours."
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Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
Activists supporting abortion rights demonstrated Monday night outside Justice Samuel Alitos house to protest the possible reversal of the landma...
11:35 AM · May 10, 2022
Timothy McSweeney
@mcsweeneys
"Protestors are surrounding my house and keeping me up at night, which is when I like to spend some quiet time alone, away from my conscience. So I am writing this to ask a favor: please respect my right to privacy while I completely destroy yours."
mcsweeneys.net
Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
Activists supporting abortion rights demonstrated Monday night outside Justice Samuel Alitos house to protest the possible reversal of the landma...
11:35 AM · May 10, 2022
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/please-respect-my-right-to-privacy-while-i-completely-destroy-yours
Activists supporting abortion rights demonstrated Monday night outside Justice Samuel Alitos house to protest the possible reversal of the landmark 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, following similar rallies at the homes of other Supreme Court justices over the weekend. NBC News, 5/10/22
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Im a Supreme Court justice with strong opinions about other peoples bodies, and a lot of you arent respecting my personal space right now. Protestors are surrounding my house and keeping me up at night, which is when I like to spend some quiet time alone, away from my conscience. So I am writing this to ask a favor: please respect my right to privacy while I completely destroy yours.
I get it, youre upset with me because Im on the verge of overturning Roe v. Wade, which ruled that the right to choose whether to have an abortion is protected by a constitutional right to privacy. But I still expect everyone who isnt me to respect my right to privacy. Does that make sense? Eh, doesnt matterIm an illegitimate philosopher-king cloaked in immense power and a stupid robe. I can do whatever I want. You cant, though.
Its pretty simple: I deeply disapprove of the people who are peaceably assembling to petition me for a redress of grievances. And sure, that may be what is word-for-word allowed by the First Amendment, but Im the guy who gets to interpret the amendments, and I say that one sucks. Sue me! You cant.
You might ask, What are we supposed to do, then, to show our disapproval? And to that Id say, like a total jackass, Vote!
And you might ask, But what if the person we vote for gets way more votes, but they still dont become president, and then the other guy packs the highest court in the country with radical minority viewpoints? And to that Id say, completely making shit up, Thats democracy!
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Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours (McSweeney's) (Original Post)
Nevilledog
May 2022
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Irish_Dem
(47,160 posts)1. If women have no privacy, neither do the men.
Nevilledog
(51,137 posts)2. It's only fair.
Irish_Dem
(47,160 posts)3. I already lived in a time of serious inequality.
Not doing it again.
Whatever the men do the women, they need to get the same treatment.
Duppers
(28,125 posts)4. If only Republicans..