Cocaine is a nasty nasty drug. That is all.

[634-5789]

[captain queeg]

1. Also thinks the Chinese are using a hurricane cannon to shoot them at the US

[Kid Berwyn]

14. It's a hurricane gun.

For the love of ammo!

[HuskyOffset]

17. That's not a hurricane, that's a Medusa

Don’t look directly at it, you’ll be turned to stone!

[LoisB]

2. Junior, there is no such thing as a 40 week abortion; that is called child birth.

nt

[Trueblue Texan]

12. Yeah! LATE child birth! nt

[LoisB]

20. I don't think they ever hear what they say.

nt

[Emile]

3. If I could get my head up my ass, I might be able to see Junior's point of view.

[Walleye]

4. So what's the republican plan Junior. Tweet about it?

[Emile]

6. Whine, that's what they do best!

[SoonerPride]

8. Take it from the mouths of the "illegal alien babies"

That’s what Abbott plans.

[Buckeyeblue]

16. They don't care. Only babies who are born need formula

Republicans stop caring at the first sign of crowning...

[Walleye]

21. Oh yeah, somehow I keep forgetting it

[magicarpet]

5. The Mensa meathead marvel,...

.... shares more of his wisdom with the world.

[Mr. Ected]

7. More projection from one of the not brightest people

Junior has no idea how close he was to being one of those "40 week abortions".

Scratch that. I'm sure he's heard from Daddy more than once.

[lastlib]

9. I was wondering what that gurgling noise was......

That was the kind of statement you'd expect from someone who had to buy their way into schools they weren't qualified to attend.

[Liberal In Texas]

10. And don't forget he wanted to send missiles into Mexico to

bomb drug cartels or something stupid like that. And he wanted the army to shoot peaceful demonstrators. And buy Greenland. And overthrow our government.

Have another snort jr.

[Cheezoholic]

19. And not just any missiles

Patriot missiles... Patriot air defense missiles... Patriot surface to air missiles...
because... well ... they're Patriots

[twodogsbarking]

11. I don't think it is the coke. It is the genes.

[Ferryboat]

13. Isn't his 15 minutes up?

[PatSeg]

15. Can no one get that guy into rehab?

Give it up Junior, Daddy is never going to love you and you are only embarrassing your poor children.

[IronLionZion]

18. Killing off the weakest brain cells doesn't actually strengthen the herd

[dawg]

22. Which Democrat's plan is he talking about?

Obviously, it's only one of us.

[North Shore Chicago]

23. Puke face says what?!

What a syphilitic little oozing scab he is. Why hasn't the universe rid him?

[Johonny]

24. Yes, the cold war with Russia is new, and democrats just invent abortions

When you're not aware of the world enough to know things, but just come off two weeks of blow, you text stuff like this.

[Initech]

25. Trump suggested we launch nukes into hurricanes and cured COVID by drinking bleach.

Yeah... who are the smart ones again?