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NanceGreggs

(27,817 posts)
Sun May 22, 2022, 07:47 AM May 2022

Cheer up, Trumpy

Things may not be going great for you right now, what with all those investigations into your business dealings, allegations of tax fraud and/or evasion, the Jan-6 hearings going prime-time, yadda yadda.

But let me assure you that no matter what happens from here on out, you will never be forgotten. There will never be a time between now and your dying day - and even beyond - that anyone will ever say, "Who was this Trump guy? Never heard of him."

Rest assured, you will be the punchline of jokes for decades to come. Late-night TV shows hosted by up-and-comers who are contemporaries of Colbert's, Kimmel's, and Fallon's great-grandchildren will still be eliciting yuks simply by mentioning your name in their opening monologues.

History teachers will dazzle their students with tales of a "pResident" who once captured the hearts and minds of devoted supporters who died of Covid due to following his medical advice, gathered together to await the resurrection of long-dead politicians and rock stars, and believed that a self-proclaimed "pussy grabber" was chosen by God to lead a Christian nation.

The BIG LIE will be remembered as the BIG LAUGH, and future generations will wonder how a bunch of inept Trump-humpers thought they could overthrow democracy while leaving a trail of emails, text messages, and phone exchanges in their wake.

And your face will never be forgotten. All of those photos of you staring into a solar eclipse will live forever - along with the videos of you acting like an orange-faced buffoon while you insisted that wind-turbines cause cancer, suggesting that injecting bleach can eliminate a pandemic, or promoting the idea of nuking hurricanes.

You WILL live forever, Donald. You will forever be a shining example of corruption, failure, and abject stupidity - a born loser whose only claim to fame was being impeached twice, orchestrating a failed coup, and reminding the world what shit looks like when it rises to the top of the punchbowl.

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Cheer up, Trumpy (Original Post) NanceGreggs May 2022 OP
So awesome Nance, I can't even..LOL. n/t SheilaAnn May 2022 #1
His Presidential Library will be located in a deserted Gas station in Florida. ProudMNDemocrat May 2022 #2
The Trump Presidential Library will be in Florida, in a strip mall, between 2 topless joints, at dem4decades May 2022 #6
No. The coloring book will be housed at 3Hotdogs May 2022 #9
K&R spanone May 2022 #3
One of your best. Enjoyed every line. secondwind May 2022 #4
And we will never forget usedtobedemgurl May 2022 #5
And this is skimming the surface. He is a complete mess. Frustratedlady May 2022 #7
Except his cultists think he's god Novara May 2022 #8
And to think on it, 3Hotdogs May 2022 #10
THANK YOU! Aviation91 May 2022 #11
Oh, NanceGreggs, you should try to let that out. jaxexpat May 2022 #12
My most prevalent wish is that Trumpy and his family lose every penny they ever owned Mr. Ected May 2022 #13
Why would you wish that on 6 men? COL Mustard May 2022 #16
Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, Bill Barr, Peter Navarro Mr. Ected May 2022 #23
OK, you're right. COL Mustard May 2022 #27
They'll use a forklift to move his remains Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2022 #20
Take him to the rendering plant. COL Mustard May 2022 #28
prison is too easy... agingdem May 2022 #21
He has always been so obsessed with the name Trump PatSeg May 2022 #14
"Be considerate -- be hygienic -- always flush after a Trump." eppur_se_muova May 2022 #19
With a name like "Trump" PatSeg May 2022 #24
I got it! COL Mustard May 2022 #29
With huge gold block letters!!! PatSeg May 2022 #31
Spot on, as always. niyad May 2022 #15
A fabulous OP malaise May 2022 #17
TFG will be the object lesson for bad political judgement for as long as the Republic endures ... eppur_se_muova May 2022 #18
Portable toilets will forever be known as "trump dumps"--- lastlib May 2022 #22
History is defined by the victors Pluvious May 2022 #25
How can we forget him? samplegirl May 2022 #26
Even after he dies and has moldered.... COL Mustard May 2022 #30
Kickety Kickin' Faux pas May 2022 #32

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,789 posts)
2. His Presidential Library will be located in a deserted Gas station in Florida.
Sun May 22, 2022, 07:53 AM
May 2022

With little more than a picture book, photos of him with Putin and Lavrov, doing his bouble fisted fist-bump, and trying to hold Melania's hand.

A quick in and out so to speak.

dem4decades

(11,304 posts)
6. The Trump Presidential Library will be in Florida, in a strip mall, between 2 topless joints, at
Sun May 22, 2022, 08:12 AM
May 2022

least that's what J-L Cauvin says when he's doing his Trump impression. Which is very funny and just as rude as Trump is in real life.

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
7. And this is skimming the surface. He is a complete mess.
Sun May 22, 2022, 08:16 AM
May 2022

Surely, we won't have to endure another election fiasco with this clown.

Surely!

Novara

(5,851 posts)
8. Except his cultists think he's god
Sun May 22, 2022, 08:18 AM
May 2022

We all know what he is.

You know what bugs me? When people say, "History will not be kind...." What about now? I don't know about you, but I don't want to wait for history to show him for what he is when so many of his cultists think he's god. It's those people who need to wake up now, and as in all cults, they're so brainwashed they can't see the reality we see.

My fervent hope is that the June hearings expose the shit out of him and his henchmen but I'm afraid people will not be sufficiently outraged by the attempted coup. I suspect that his cultists are so entrenched that they will think the J6 committee is making everything up. My hope is that those independents and those old-school republicans who hate what he did the the party will be sufficiently outraged. And I hope like hell that all of the other lawsuits and investigations bear fruit but I'm afraid he won't spend one day in prison for any of it.

I try not to think too much about it, and to focus on the almost-daily revelations of how deep the conspiracy goes, and be glad they're all being exposed. If I don't focus on that, I end up a walking rageball.

jaxexpat

(6,849 posts)
12. Oh, NanceGreggs, you should try to let that out.
Sun May 22, 2022, 08:27 AM
May 2022

It can't be healthy holding that in. This forum is a perfect place for you to vent and I'm certain others appreciate it as do I.

Mr. Ected

(9,670 posts)
13. My most prevalent wish is that Trumpy and his family lose every penny they ever owned
Sun May 22, 2022, 08:29 AM
May 2022

And that when he dies in prison it takes 6 men to carry his bloated remains to the coroner's van.

Mr. Ected

(9,670 posts)
23. Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, Bill Barr, Peter Navarro
Sun May 22, 2022, 10:12 AM
May 2022

There's 6 names.

If any of them are serving their federal prison sentences at the time of the Orange Oxygen Waster's demise, then there is a long list of other candidates who could pull this duty and I wouldn't shed a tear.

COL Mustard

(5,921 posts)
27. OK, you're right.
Sun May 22, 2022, 03:58 PM
May 2022

I was thinking it would be cruel and unusual punishment to inflict that on your garden variety criminals.

COL Mustard

(5,921 posts)
28. Take him to the rendering plant.
Sun May 22, 2022, 04:00 PM
May 2022

No, on second thought don't do that. I wouldn't want to pollute our soap supplies by putting his remains in it. Shower and get dirtier is not my cup of tea.

agingdem

(7,857 posts)
21. prison is too easy...
Sun May 22, 2022, 10:00 AM
May 2022

no money, no investments...cars/art/golf clubs, all confiscated and sold at auction...no phone, laptop, no access to the internet, no media presence...as for property..none with one exception...Mar-a-Lago, shuttered, barb wired, derelict, flea infested, no running water, no electricity..as for it's sole resident.. 24/7 monitored ankle bracelet, remanded to property only, no visitors, no access to the outside world..no one in, no one out....I want that depraved narcissistic sociopath to die isolated, alone, his remains discovered only after the property is razed to the ground...and years after, a plaque: Here died a traitor to our Nation..Never Again...

PatSeg

(47,586 posts)
14. He has always been so obsessed with the name Trump
Sun May 22, 2022, 09:12 AM
May 2022

slapping in on anything and everything. Now it will live on forever. Mission accomplished Donald! As I've told my children growing up, be careful what you wish for.

eppur_se_muova

(36,289 posts)
19. "Be considerate -- be hygienic -- always flush after a Trump."
Sun May 22, 2022, 09:53 AM
May 2022

That should go along with "don't step in the Reagan".

PatSeg

(47,586 posts)
31. With huge gold block letters!!!
Sun May 22, 2022, 06:22 PM
May 2022

"The TRUMP Penal Institution"!

I'm sure they could pick up some of those letters really cheap, being no one wants them on their buildings anymore.

eppur_se_muova

(36,289 posts)
18. TFG will be the object lesson for bad political judgement for as long as the Republic endures ...
Sun May 22, 2022, 09:51 AM
May 2022

... and well beyond, most likely.

lastlib

(23,286 posts)
22. Portable toilets will forever be known as "trump dumps"---
Sun May 22, 2022, 10:03 AM
May 2022

where you go to dump your trump when there is no restroom around.

Add to those images of his face the one where he's tossing paper towels to the people of Puerto Rico in the aftermath of a major destructive hurricane. Never forget that.

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