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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMitch McConnell: 'Get Your Crying Done Now Because We're Not Passing Shit'
WASHINGTONIn a press conference addressing the community of Uvalde, TX, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell reportedly urged those affected Thursday to get their crying done now because he wouldnt be passing shit. Go ahead and shed some tears, trot out the families of the victims, do whatever the fuck youre going to do, and then were going to go back to pretending none of this happened, said McConnell, urging the nation to go online and post whatever little impassioned rants or photographs of the bereaved they had, since he and his fellow lawmakers had decided their response to all of this would continue to be absolutely fucking nothing. And yes, we know the parents of the victims will be burying 19 young children in the coming few weeks. Seriously, none of it matters to us. I dont know how to make it any clearer. We simply couldnt care less. At press time, McConnell had returned to the podium to add that his thoughts and prayers were, of course, with the community and the grieving families.
https://www.theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-get-your-crying-done-now-because-we-r-1848977425
BumRushDaShow
(129,096 posts)Onion-worthy. It's a facualt!!!
TheRealNorth
(9,481 posts)The response from Republicans, that is.
MontanaMama
(23,322 posts)This is probably closer to the truth than we'd like.
Bettie
(16,110 posts)because I had to check. It is utterly within the realm of things McTurtle would say.
Buckeyeblue
(5,499 posts)I would rather he give this speech. At least he would be telling the truth.
Novara
(5,843 posts)Emile
(22,789 posts)barbtries
(28,799 posts)the onion did a story i have never forgotten i laughed so hard. the headline: "President Bush Addresses Nation in Tears After Watching Field of Dreams"
this is not funny at all. It's just the part they don't say out loud.
i love the Onion.
Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)uponit7771
(90,347 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,133 posts)to exactly what the republicans would say and do.
Maybe it's time for all of us to do a BETO, get into their faces, just like we're doing w/ the Supreme Court in trying to sneak overturning Roe.