The next slimy, disgusting creature discovered by science should be named after Tucker Carlson.

[highplainsdem]

That probably won't be fair to the as-yet-undiscovered creature, but at least it will help remind people, for many years to come, what sort of creature Tucker was.


Tucker Carlson Cooks Up Absurd New Scapegoat For Texas School Massacre

[Jerry2144]

1. Or name the next

Rectal parasite after him

[grumpyduck]

2. Yeah, I like that better.

[highplainsdem]

3. I'd think those would qualify as slimy, disgusting creatures.

[Jerry2144]

8. They do

But slimy and disgusting things include more than rectal parasites. For example: Ted Cruz

[highplainsdem]

9. True.

[TheRealNorth]

5. A liver fluke maybe?

Or maybe a tapeworm is more appropriate, since it comes out of one's ass.

[highplainsdem]

13. Both very disgusting. Like Tucker.

[MineralMan]

4. Here you go:

Slime Mold, Yellagu TuckerCarlsonii

[highplainsdem]

10. I have no idea what that is, but it's almost as creepy as Tucker.

[Jamesm9164]

6. Even slimy disgusting creatures are

carbon based life forms. Cannot say the same for Carlson.

[highplainsdem]

11. Good point.

[GoneOffShore]

7. I would like to see Tucker's name become what Santorum's became.

[highplainsdem]

12. I'd like that, too.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. A blobfish might be appropriate, except ...

... blobfish may be an agreeable creature.