Horror Movie for Republicans
Begin scene:
The hapless protagonists are gathered for a feast, they dig in into the delicious meat. They notice that one of their own is missing. Suddenly, a door at the top of the staircase bursts open and a Dracula-looking figure appears.
The party of course demands to know where their friend went, he says with a chuckle, "Oh, she's closer than you think."
Horrified, the party looks at the table and one of them asks "Did... did we... eat her just now?"
The mysterious host then gasps with disbelief at what he was asked as he says "What? No. I mean she went to the bathroom!"
The party then collectively sighs with a relief as the host raises a finger as they are not quite out of the woods just yet.
The light around him grows dark as he puts a flashlight under his face and he says "But... the meat you ate was not meat at all, but it was grown from plants! In a peach tree dish! I mean a petri dish!"
It then transitions back to the party as the scene slowly changes to blood-red as the party tries to scream but no sound comes out!
The End.
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