MTG says the government is planning to "zap" people inside their bodies if they eat a cheeseburger.

[RandySF]

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger.

[Blue Owl]

1. What kinda drugs is she on???

[Probatim]

5. Maybe she's off her meds...

[bluedigger]

11. And where can I get some?

Must be some heavy shit.

[leftyladyfrommo]

19. You don't want what she's on. You would become

instantly stupid.

[NanceGreggs]

2. The only people crazier than MTG ...

... are the people who vote for her.

[rsdsharp]

3. No offense, but "zap" is the major feature here? I think it's that she thinks Bill Gates

is growing fake meat in a “peach tree dish.” A freaking peach tree dish!

Then I guess the Gazpacho will force you to eat it.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Can we say Loony Toons here?

I know what planet MTG came from. The same one where farts come from.

[Polly Hennessey]

6. I am embarrassed for this country.

I am not sure “great” applies anymore. How did the stupid takeover. How are they able to be in charge. We seem so ineffectual. I am feeling hopeless 😔

[Javaman]

7. She is the very essence of..

A thousand monkeys typing for a thousand years. However, what we are witnessing is the first draft in the first year. Nothing but nonsense and gibberish

[Initech]

8. That is some next level batshit insanity.

I ate a cheeseburger yesterday, I didn't get "zapped". WTF are these idiots smoking?

[leftyladyfrommo]

20. You can't feel it. Everything you say is probably being

recorded.

[dalton99a]

9. Kick

[BigmanPigman]

10. Her face reminds me of Abbott's.

Abbott could put on a blond wig and he'd look like her sister (her ugly sister).

[kacekwl]

12. She actually said "peach tree dish"

Good grief.

[struggle4progress]

13. "Whoring for attention distracts from the fact I do nothing useful"

[Trueblue1968]

14. this B.S. that she is spouting ... this is why people hate her guts. PEOPLE KNOW SHE IS A LIAR

people think she's on drugs.
people think she's horrible.
people think she's not smart enough be be in government.
people think she's a alien from planet Bozo Nut House.

What a maroon.

[leftieNanner]

17. And she just won

Her primary.

Will likely be in Congress again next year.

[TDale313]

15. Grown in a "peach tree dish"

🤦🏻‍♀️

[LoisB]

16. I used to believe that NO ONE is born stupid. I have changed my mind.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. She seems Quite Quoncerned.

Perhaps her Qalling out the Quonspiracy will make people Quit being Quomplacent.

[VGNonly]

21. Archie Bunker in a blond wig

"Edith you better go to groinucologist"

[GoCubsGo]

22. Pssst...Margie... The only "zap" is coming from you sticking your fork in an electical outlet.

It's frying your brain, or whatever is that collection of neurons in your head. BTW, that's some mighty fine projection coming from one who wants government surveillance up in the uterus of every woman in the country. And, in everywhere in every school building in the country, to make sure your warped ideology gets followed. Well...none in the locker rooms, where your pals can molest students while y'all look the other way. And, let's not forget all those snitch laws you're enacting, to get your fellow citizens to do your dirty work for you...

[tanyev]

23. They've got a special uniform, too.