INSANE: Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes Completely Off The Rails With Her Latest Beef

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And the lawmaker who once warned the world of “gazpacho police” now claims the feds are planning to track bowel movements, too.

“You have to accept the fact that the government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life,” Greene said in a rant from her podcast clipped and posted online by Patriot Takes, a right-wing watchdog group.

“They want to know when you’re eating,” the conspiracy theorist added. “They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

And if you’re not eating “peach tree dish” meat, the government ― of which she is a part ― will find a way to “zap” you into compliance.

Watch the funnies here:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-peach-tree_n_62942a78e4b05cfc269c22b1

[Thtwudbeme]

1. Oh, she was probably thinking of the dishes she bought at

Peachtree mall in Atlanta.

[CentralMass]

2. Dumber then a box of rocks.

[niyad]

15. At least rocks can be useful, and decorative.

[Rebl2]

38. YEP

[Walleye]

3. These low-class types always get around to talking about their bowel movements

Of course they believe that the asshole is the most important organ in the body. Try eating more fiber, Marge

[Mozeltov Cocktail]

46. I believe she actually said "babel" movements...

I played it a couple of times trying to figure that out...
I have two theories:
1. She's just fucking with us at this point.
2. She has a speech impediment and a learning disability.

It could be both...

[malaise]

4. Get thee to the greatest page just

for the OP title😀😀😀

[Fritz Walter]

6. Clara Peller lives on,... in MTG

For those who weren't around in the 1980, Clara became a popular TV personality with the phrase "Where's the beef?" in Wendy's commercials.
Like this one:

And, appropriately, the phrase has since become an all-purpose phrase questioning the substance of an idea, event, or product. (per Wikipedia)

[malaise]

14. Love it

😀😀

[niyad]

16. Thank you!

[Brainstormy]

36. I used this phrase in my English comp classes

as a way of asking my students where the actual substance in their airy, empty, but wordy, paragraphs and essays were. If you used it today, I'd get blank stares, but it had its uses in the day.

[vlyons]

5. that is the rant of a person who fears being controlled

I wonder if as a child, one or both parents were control freaks, who made her childhood miserable? Mentally, she's still a child with no self control.

Why is she so afraid of gov? Burger King may want to know how many cheeseburgers I eat, but the gov, no. It doesn't want to know that. The gov wants to know that meat and cheese processing plants are clean and not passing on salmonella in their products. Local gov wants to know that a burger joint can pass a health inspection.

She's a really weird sick person.

[Brainstormy]

7. You've got to admit

that at least she's entertaining. And as for the peach tree dishes, I'm ordering a whole set. With matching stemware.

[woodsprite]

24. Don't you mean 'stem cell ware'? 🤣

[Brainstormy]

35. that's even better! n/t

[Aussie105]

8. I worry about this gurl . . .

Her ability to conjure up complex conspiracies is declining rapidly.

The Jewish Space Lasers causing forest fires was inventive and entertaining, but this one is just sad.

Some sort of mental decline happening here.

But I guess dishes made from peach tree wood could be interesting. Different. But not dishwasher safe.

If she meant 'petri dish' grown meat being pushed by Bill Gates instead of the real thing though, I think the men in white with a straight jacket best be ready to take her away.
Sounds like a classic paranoid delusion to me.

[allegorical oracle]

21. Definitely paranoid. But real or feigned? nt

[Brainstormy]

37. the Jewish space lasers are used

to heat up anything you cook in the Peachtree dishes.

[modrepub]

9. And This Is What We'll Be Subjected To

Next year if the press' opinions on this fall's elections come true. More Republican insanity on max volume. We deserve what we get I guess.

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. And from now on they shall be known as peach tree

dishes.

That's great.

[sop]

34. I always bring out my good peach tree dishes when I serve my famous gazpacho police soup.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Now we know why Louie Gohmert left congress.

Sure, he SAID it was to run for TX Attorney General. Now we know the truth. He just can't compete with that, and he knows it.

You were a great champion of the loons, Louie, but the time always comes to pass the bacon. Er, baton.

[NNadir]

22. An astoundingly profound analysis of the political science behind these events. n/t.

[lastlib]

30. Are you casting asparagus on Looie's intelligence?

The man who tasked NASA with changing the earth's orbit? How dare you!

[twodogsbarking]

12. Apple and Google already tracking these things?

They have lots of peach tree dishes.

[Old Crank]

13. We track her

Bowel movements with a microphone....

[niyad]

18. Exactly.

[Rebl2]

40. 🤣🤣🤣

[JanMichael]

17. Wow! I can finally support her. I love peaches and don't eat meat. Go zappers!

[Novara]

19. I almost wish I still worked in a laboratory

So I could label all the petri dishes PEACH TREE dishes.

[cayugafalls]

20. The laughing in the background towards the end gives me pause, trolling?

We are being trolled.

Shift focus.

Stay focused.

Gun violence.

[rurallib]

23. Some of the burgers I have had lately have been small enough

that they could have been grown in a peach tree dish.

Has Bill Gates added 'micro beef' to the lineup at Micro Soft?

[Ferrets are Cool]

25. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And yet, here we are.

[czarjak]

26. The scariest part? She was elected.

[Blue Owl]

28. This clown should be laughed off the political stage

[dawn5651]

29. i have always thought she was wandering around with multiple

screws missing but what do peach tree dishes have to do with fake meat...peaches are delicious and so far i have avoided the fake meat ...lmao...i am wondering if she means petri dish...which is possible...mrs. taylor-greene isn't exactly known for her grey matter.

[GoCubsGo]

31. She's just mad that it might interfere with the tracking of women's menstrual cycles.

Don't want to make things harder for the GOP Pregnancy Police.

[bucolic_frolic]

32. I distinctly recall psychology lectures of schizo patients believing their teeth contained radios

And this was several decades ago, from a senior practicing psychiatrist who had seen thousands of patients and oversaw some public policy.

This sounds similar to me.

[Justice matters.]

33. Crazy but RepubliQan governments which she is affiliated to want to control...

... all women's bodies as far as abortion is concerned.

PROJECTION is a widely spread mental "disease"... but it reveals a lot.

[LW1977]

39. I like my gazpacho in a peach tree dish.

[JHB]

41. She's never been within 10 miles of rails

[Tommy Carcetti]

42. Well, to be fair, she *is* from Georgia.

And you can't go two feet without running into something called "Peach Tree."

Including their petri dishes.

[ProfessorGAC]

50. Good Point

In the south part of downtown Atlanta, i went to a cigar shop that was at the corner of Peachtree Street & Peachtree Drive. (I think it was drive. Might have been lane.)
So, you ain't kidding!

[Tracer]

43. She knows what she's doing.

Trolling is her thing. It gets her attention and her face on the internet. It annoys liberals and promotes an actual weird entertainment factor.

After all, she's got nothing to do at her "job", so she's got to find some other way to get publicity.

[Kashkakat v.2.0]

44. Where can I get a peach tree dish LOL - I want to grow my own fake meat

Organic of course LOLOL I wonder if it could give me peaches too?

[Ilsa]

45. But she thinks it's okay for govt to track mentrual cycles, like they

did at the border camps.

[Hekate]

47. Maybe she can cook that meat with a Jewish space laser

[AllyCat]

48. Remember when that kind of thinking got a person in for treatment?

And now we elect them to Congress.

What’s that song? “I always feel like somebody’s watching me!”

[FakeNoose]

49. It's the Emily Litella schtick - remember her?

The entire joke with Gilda Radner's character "Emily Litella" is that she stupidly misunderstands a hip term or phrase. Then she goes off on a tirade against that incorrect phrase. The SNL news announcer (Chevy Chase) corrects her and says, "Emily, that's violence on TV, not violins on TV" or whatever - it was always a different phrase. Then the payoff was Emily's line, "Oh ... never mind!"

The difference of course is that Gilda realized we were all smart enough to get the joke. And she played along with us. I don't think Empty Greene is that clever. However I really think Empty Greene is playing us. She's the new Emily Litella and this is is how she "owns the libs." Otherwise nobody pays attention to her at all.

[Aussie105]

51. "I really think Empty Greene is playing us."

Sure, this!

Trouble with dumb people is that they assume they are smarter than a lot of us, and throw out ideas to see which will stick.
But MTG just can't hit the right note . . .not smart enough, I guess.
Next one please MTG, none of your theories have stuck so far.

New line of crockery?

By Peach Tree House, tastefully decorated with pictures of peaches?
Small pic of MTG on the bottom. Washes off first time in the dishwasher.

I'd buy that!