Peach Tree Dishes

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[Solly Mack]

1. lololol

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2. Someone's on the ball...

Gawd she is so damned ignorant. While I won't deride an entire University with many excellent programs-- still UGA cannot be happy to be represented by Herschel Walker (who lied to say he'd graduated when he never even approached doing so) and MTG who inexplicably did.

[grumpyduck]

3. Oh, come on now!

Everyone knows the Jewish Space Lasers are aimed at the peach tree dishes, where they stimulate microbes in the wood to grow into ginormous meat blobs.

Then you can cut them up for steaks.

Depending on the frequency of the laser beam, you can get fake steaks, fake pork, fake chicken, fake fish. And when the technology gets a little more advanced, you'll be able to grow hot dogs, bacon, and even bologna.

I wonder if that's how MTG came to be: a glitch in the code.

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4. For those keeping score at home:

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