Didn't Dipshit Hannity Say "A Grand Jury Could Indict A Ham Sandwich?" Apparently Michael Sussmann

[TrollBuster9090]

...Apparently Michael Sussmann is not a ham sandwich, because a grand jury acquitted him of any wrong doing today. I can't say the same for Hannity's pal, Donald Trump, who bears a striking resemblance to a ham sandwich with a squirt mustard on top.

That's probably why Hannity felt the need to screech about grand juries indicting ham sandwiches for two solid years during the Muller Investigation of Trump and his flying monkey squad. Just softening up Trump's base to the idea of a whole sh-tload of them getting indicted.

Well, today's acquittal kind of throws a monkey wrench in that argument. No doubt heads are exploding all over the building at Fux Noise. I heard that John "The Walrus" Durham was so upset that he had to eat an extra bucket of fish today, as comfort food.

[PoliticAverse]

1. Sussmann was indicted by a grand jury, he was acquitted by a trial jury. They are very different.

See: https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-law-basics/difference-between-grand-jury-and-trial-jury.html

[Bev54]

4. Yes, op writer seems to have missed the indictment or has this mixed up

with others.

[COL Mustard]

2. Hey! I like ham sandwiches, especially with mustard. The spicy brown mustard..

I don't like TFG or his acolytes, but I do like me some ham sandwiches. Don't insult my lunch, please!

[TrollBuster9090]

3. Point taken.

I got the same reaction when I compared Britt Hume to a tired Basset hound. People didn't take kindly to the insult to Basset hounds. I stand corrected.

[elleng]

5. 'In one of my favorite books, The Bonfire of the Vanities,

author Tom Wolfe quotes New York State chief judge Sol Wachtler who said that “a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich, if that's what you wanted.”Dec 30, 2021'

[lame54]

6. Don't ruin ham sandwiches for me